"I'm an astronaut, you're the Moon, I stare at you, I sing to you, I circle you..."
PAIRING: Lewis Hamilton x Nico Rosberg
SYNOPSIS: IN WHICH Naomi Imani Brooks went to Monaco not looking for a father but hoping to leave without one. She instead gets stuck with two.
CONTENT: angst, fluff, chosen families, mentions of child neglect, child abuse and child abandonment. Lewis and Nico get painfully attached to this adorable little girl, Lewis is trying his best, Nico is trying his best, Susie Wolff comes in clutch, Roscoe being an emotional support dog (he is alive because I say so). Charles Leclerc adding nothing but being a well intentioned nuisance. Ferrari being nosy, probably unrealistic court proceedings.
PARTS:
PART 1: Lewis Hamilton is accosted outside his apartment by a little girl with his face, claiming to be his daughter and threatening him with legal paperwork. Nico Rosberg's laughter is not appreciated.
PART 2: The courts get involved when its confirmed that Naomi is in fact his. Lewis calls his mother for help, Carmen Lockhart calls Susie Wolff. Susie Wolff terrifies agencies from three different countries, because what---and she can't stress this enough-- the absolute fuck is going on? Nico takes his role as emotional buffer very seriously.
It goes without saying that with tr*mp specifically, if you aligned yourself with him, then you’re racist and sexist. Because for years not only have POC and white women especially been telling you he’s racist and sexist, he himself campaigned on racism and sexism. There’s no way you could’ve missed it over the years. And the tired excuses that ppl like this sometimes use “I thought he would be good for the economy!” is also thinly sliced bullshit because of how many companies he’s bankrupted and how many scams he’s run. If you had the wherewithal to vote then you had to hear all these ppl saying what a huge piece of shit he is, and decided that was fine. Grown ass woman
I am so tiiiiired of white folks crying big ol tears because they want sympathy they don't deserve and actions without consequences. I know children with better grasps on how life works and comes at you fast.
you voted for a fuckin rapist, who bankrupted MULTIPLE CASINOS, because you thought he would be good for the economy? You are a bad person. You were ok with not only putting that fuck in jail for trying to overturn an election, but actively giving him more power. You a bad person and you get to feel bad for a while.
People just need to be honest about why they voted for that pussy. Like stop playing in our faces. Talking about some damn "he'll be good for the economy!" Fuck outta here. You're a racist and he was talking that racist shit that you like so you voted for him simple as that.
settings: oh nothing, just celebrating your husband’s birthday on your socials in your…..own special way.
warnings: none
saint’s team radio 🧸: just a superrrrrrr quick one before it hits midnight here 😭 happy birthday lewbear!!! part 2 coming later 🫶🏽
tags: @purplesectorlew @mauvecherie-writes @yeea-nah @lewismcqueen (i’ll add more in a secccc)
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charlesleclerc happy birthday lewis!
yourusername this is a third year in a row when you act like you didn’t race to wish a happy birthday before me
charlesleclerc i still have that winning streak no? 🤨
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lewishamilton thank you, sweetheart. i love you
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saint’s notes: thank you guys for tuning in to a new tradition of mine on his birthday 🥹🩷 (i worked at the speed of light with three minutes to spare!!)
