Yeehawcowboy01

22 | She/her | Ace Books, DC, Marvel, random TV shows

[stealingpotatoes]

started watching heated rivalry and omg that gay hockey show sure can gay

[snoopysupe]

tower fics are so back baby

[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[nananandan]

i know everybody has noticed this but… they’re the same person

[romancefairy]

girls be like "this is my comfort character" and then they're either dead or a murderer

[bluejayscrying]

all the bat kids just start calling Babs ‘Chat’ whenever she’s Oracle over the comms

The joker: *evil monologue*

Damian, in the most bored voice: Chat is this real?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dick: *pulls off an insane flip-hit-the-bad-guy-summersault combo*

Dick: CHAT CLIP THAT!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jason, distracted by goons: opps on these guys chat?

[milady-bugg]

“Superman’s Secret Identity doesn’t even Work! It’s literally So Stupid! All he does is part his hair different and wear glasses.”

Blah, blah, blah! Shut up! Superman’s Secret Identity is Abso-Fucking-Lutely Genius and I’ll tell you exactly why. Ask Any Metropolite(? What is a Metropolis citizen called?) what Superman’s Real Name is, and they all know it. It’s Kal-El! (Duh.) And they all know Exactly where he lives full time, too! The Fortress of Solitude. They might not know which part of the world it’s in, but why does that matter when “Shot heard round the World” is more than just an idiom to the man that regularly also breaks the Sound Barrier while flying. Of course he doesn’t need to Live in Metropolis to Save Metropolis; He’s THEE Superman!

So, when a Metropolite(too late, I’ve decided that’s what they’re called now) sees Clark Kent, doing his weekly grocery shopping at a mom&pop store; someone that looks Uncannily like Local Legend/Superhero Extraordinaire Superman, their first thought is Not going to be “Oh my god, Supes shops at the same grocery store I shop at!?!” NO! They’re gonna think, “Oh my god, he looks Just like Superman. How funny!”

Some of the braver ones might even approach him to voice this thought. At which point Clark Kent, “Kansas Born and Raised” will chuckle bashfully and say his Ma always cracks that same joke too. They walk away, amused and none the wiser, and this interaction will just become a funny “I met someone that looks Uncannily like KNOWN ALIEN KAL-EL SUPERMAN, but he was from Kansas, of all places” story to share at the Pub with the boys.

Honestly, having Two “secret identities” one of which is publicly acknowledged and known to live Pointedly Not In Metropolis is a fucking Genius move, and needs to be talked about more, in my opinion.

[yeehawcowboy01]

I am so excited for this movie it’s insane 😭

[yeehawcowboy01]

I’m seated.

The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s ‘not July 2025 yet’ but I’m simply too seated

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

[primeministerofantarctica]

superhero fans how's it feel to be winning

[ground-zer0s]

Clark Kent in My Adventures With Superman is just this

You CANNOT argue with me on this

[yeehawcowboy01]

Just wanna give Clark a big hug honestly

[toweringclam]

[hannabiramochi]

The internet loves mentally unstable man huh

[yeehawcowboy01]

One of my fave pictures of these two together

[luukeskywalker]

darth vader voice: if i had a credit for every time some ginger jedi fuck broke into my inquisitorious and flooded the place, i'd have two credits. which is nothing compared to the power of the force but it's weird that it happened twice

the stormtrooper he was talking to: hgrhrrkk (is being force choked to death)