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mercerism

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

scope-dogg

This is still the most sinister post on the site

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nico-nico-knee

me whenever i get killed

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purposely structuring a poor diet for my catgirl wife so I can post her on r/chonkers

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i swear if someone referred to me as “my love” i’d prolly die on the spot

earlgordon1973

Lol I don’t think this would happen to me and quite frankly I Think if it happens to you there is a medical problem of some sorts causing you to die and you should go visit the hospitle immediately My wife calls me my love sometimes and I call her my awesome wife and we watch TV together and make food together however we’re both infertile now so don’t think about whatever you’re thinkin about Lol okay well I guess you can but I disapprove of it, anyways if words ever make you die be careful because you might have Some kind of disease

jupiterscorpse

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

puyopuyo

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

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jourjean

the accuracy

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auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

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byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.