a shitty improv comedy made entirely of fistfights

[cosmogenous2]

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

[planetarytransformation]

if i was in charge of pitching lesbian heated rivalry i'd do a c4t kickboxing drama. young upstart black british muay thai fighter gets her shit knocked in by some racist female conor mcgregor type. retreats to thailand to lick her wounds and train for the comeback. she meets a woman in bangkok recovering from surgery who's like you know i used to be a champ and the girl is like i've never heard of you and she's like yeah i was a men's kickboxing legend but they kicked my ass out when i transitioned. now i'm bitter and jaded and would love nothing more than to make you my avatar of vengeance against the establishment that used me up and ruined my life. this club has everything: 1) antiracist revenge arc 2) toxic coachplayer lesbianism 3) neopussy 4) 30 year minimum age gap and you better believe they fuck NASTY. does anyone have several million dollars i can borrow to make this

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[swagophile]

Other useful trueisms about coolness

People who think theyre cool generally are not

Cool people are also broadly actually not cool deep down

There's no such thing as a cool person. We are all dogs fighting for scraps

Soon this world will be given a new purpose. The existing social structures we know will crumble and collapse

All of you will succumb to my will.

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[yeenaaldlooshii]

so i watched obsession

[homunculus-argument]

Looking at junk fashion shops for DIY ideas and the way this harness is styled is. Intriguing.

What fucking event would you be going to while dressed like this.

[homunculus-argument]

okay quick quiz: which one did you assume the original post meant?

OP claims to not know what bondage harnesses are for

OP does not understand why one would combine a bondage harness with formalwear

Voting ended onMar 23

[jackironsides]

Local BDSM Club's Awards Night and you're on the short list for Most Improved

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

you've just started a new cater waiter gig and the dress code doesn't have any restrictions on accessories (yet.)

[homunculus-argument]

Outfit that says "I am about to be the reason why they'll add a list of banned accessories to the company dress code"

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[yeenaaldlooshii]

tat artist told me the references i sent were amazing, the lineart i did needed practically no adjustments, the description was incredible and she could perfectly imagine what i wanted, that i made her job a whole lot easier, and that she couldnt wish for a better request/design/customer. and idk man i guess i now understand why people have praise kinks

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[yeenaaldlooshii]

people: if you dont know how to make small talk you should ask questions, it keeps the convo going and people love to talk abt themselves

the questions i ask as a conversation starter: do you ride a motorcycle? have you ridden a motorcycle? will you ride a motorcycle? when will you ride a motorcycle?

[valtsv]

not to sound like an arsonist but burning things is so cathartic… the total annihilation of recognizable shape & form… the self-destructive symbolism of the flame consuming everything in its path until it devours itself… like me too bitch i felt that

[billy-crudup]

Everything we tried to contain is now loose in the streets of Manhattan. This was caused by a new type of hostile resonance. It’s beyond anything that we can currently measure. Our reality is bent to follow an anomalous pattern, warping time… Gravity. Light. Even the way we think. It’s all quite terrifying… And fascinating. CONTROL RESONANT (2026) dev. Remedy Entertainment

[pmamtraveller]

The little i had left by Luca Ponsato