I'm back baby

13 years on tumblr. I mostly just lurk now. Kris (he/his)

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[romanceyourdemons]

guy who does not do studies and does not practice shading and does not use materials of any level of quality and does not know how to use them and does not know what they are doing: what the hell why does this look bad

[thecreaturezyd]

The fact that saying “I love you” has become so inherently romantic in our world sucks cuz like sometimes I just desperately want to tell someone that I love them, because I DO, and not in a way that should warrant me having to stay silent or fumble for words or worry they’ll be uncomfortable because it comes across as romantic. Like bro I just love you. That doesn’t mean we have to be kissing

[yehetnoodleboy]

A few years ago, i bought a bike off fb marketplace. I hadnt ridden a bike in maybe 14 years at that point, but once you learn you never forget, right? I picked it up from the seller’s house, which was maybe 6-7km from mine, and figured i’d just ride it home.

Turns out. If you don’t ride a bike for a long time you can in fact become Bad At Riding A Bike. It was terrible, i walked it like half the way and had to pass a group of Youths™ with their own bikes as i went. I haven’t thought about that bike for a long time… I did eventually get back into the rhythm of riding it, for a while. I remember that at least.

Anyway I attempted to draw something today

[dcmonblood]

do you remember years ago, on this site, when people would send each other asks just to send asks, when people would send each other compliments and rate each other's themes and would do follow forevers and reblog reblog reblog, and do little ask games and people actually participated in them and people would do regular fanfic recommendation lists, like every week, because they were avid readers of their fandom/ship's fics and there would be less ship wars (not always) but mostly people focused on the things they loved and had fun doing instead of being miserable, when people would do snippet fridays, sharing little looksies into whatever fic they were writing and people would compliment and reblog reblog reblog reblog, and people would comment on fics on the regular if they even so much as enjoyed it just a little bit, and oh, when people would reblog, reblog, reblog, the things they liked

[papawolfchris]

Luscious 🫦

[hedgehog-moss]

I didn’t know fondue was a thing outside USA—stupid but i thought it was like, fake cheese that we would melt to dip tiny weenies in. Looked it up and found out it’s Swiss—so probably more people than I realized enjoy it! I would love to try a fondue of local cheese, but that’s not easy to come by where i live. Enjoy yours!

I'm sorry but I am so morally disoriented by the concept of 'fake cheese' that I have trouble focusing on any other aspect of your message. What is fake cheese?? You say that like it's a perfectly understandable and emotionally neutral combination of words. I feel like I've just been handed a koan.

Then you add the phrase “tiny weenies" like it's the logical next step rather than a new psychological event. From my (very French) perspective the sentence "fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in" sounds like such a unique cultural artefact in itself, like a linguistic diorama to be displayed in a vitrine. This is not meant as a negative judgment of you or your country! just my earnest ethnographic confusion as I try to grapple with the concept of "tiny weenies" from a place of "fake cheese" trauma...

I had no idea fondue was seen this way in the US—I thought we (as a species) had a collective working definition of it, a sort of global consensus like the commutative property of addition, so the idea that in some corners of the world "fondue" means “fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in” has made me remember that you can just flay language off reality like skin. There's also a non-zero chance for this phrase to have activated a sleeper agent in Lausanne and authorised targeted elimination under the Académie Française’s emergency powers.

The concept of fondue now feels violently theoretical but I wish you many delicious ones in the future though :) You have politely disintegrated a couple of foundational concepts I'd never realised I relied on, which is always enriching. I won't recover, but thank you for sending this!

[papawolfchris]

When he matches your freak...

[linolinoing]

BANG CHAN — FENDI WINTER 2026 COLLECTION LAUNCH EVENT // 260715

[gnabnahc]

what that trailer taught me is that we need to be putting chris in long wigs and a cute little outfit

[fence-time]

I think the worst part about being on the aro-ace spectrum is knowing you’ll probably never be anyone’s first choice. Like. I love my friends and I’d like to think they still love me, but compared to their partners (current or hypothetical future ones) I’ll always be at least second. And it’s fine, I don’t expect to be above someone who they love so much they want to spend the rest of their life with, but just knowing every allo person is a first choice to someone else and I never will be? ,,, kinda sucks,, :/

[aintgonnatellyouwhy]

Wonho (원호)

[exhuastedpigeon]

Realizing the writing doesn't have to be done alone and is often more fun and more engaging when you're doing it with friends is a life changing experience.

I don't mean co-writing either. I mean having a friend or two who you talk through plot ideas with, who you bounce ideas off of, who you trust to tell you if something doesn't work.

Nothing is created in a vacuum and nothing can be created alone. Sharing drafts and ideas is a vital part of the creative process and it's a really fun part too.

[crazysodomite]

[erratic-meowmeow]

[sandersstudies]

Me: yeah I’m feeling a little down today

My husband: …would you be cheered up by a 1906 automatic pencil sharpener restoration video

[sandersstudies]

I was

[sandersstudies]

Silly me. I should have remembered that I’m on Tumblr and of course EVERYONE would be cheered up by pencil sharpener restoration. Here is the one my husband showed me.

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Voting ended onJun 20

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[deadlovedonoteat]

How is it possible to be asexual and a pervert

think about it read about it write about it dream about it jerk off about it talk about it read about it again sing about it listen to it watch it draw it but never ever do it. the coach doesn't play

[callmearcturus]

Watched Iron Lung.

Okay I get it now. That was really fucking good.

[callmearcturus]

hello I think... I really liked this movie a whole lot. Not PHM levels of effusive love but I get it, I get why people imprinted so hard on Simon.

I cannot get over the tactility of the movie. It seems the main detractor in reviews is "it was slow esp in the beginning." That is... wild to me. Like, I don't want to be That Guy, but I think maybe if it felt slow to someone, that person may need to slow down.

I knew this thing was cooking when Simon had to keep hitting the camera button over and over to fiddle with something in the dark corner of the sub because that's the only light to see by. I've only seen a few Markiplier videos but I was familiar with the game, and I feel like Fischbach and I are shaking hands in complete agreement on what's compelling here.

This fucking sub has no entry/exit, Simon was welded into it. There is a single glass window but it has to remain sealed shut because it's not actually rated for the depth pressure of the dives. There is a forward-facing camera. The camera is activated by a button against the back wall. The camera image is viewable for about 5 seconds on the wall left of the button. The compass and how it tracks the direction the sub is going in is uniquely terrible and makes using the map more difficult because it's a system thrown together with spare parts and a deadline with actual death beyond the line.

When they haul Simon up, the camera remains inside with him at all times. Every time the Captain comes over to speak to him, she has to first wipe the blood off the window.

If that level of texture doesn't resonate, then... yeah this movie has fuck nothing for you. But for me the entire movie lives in the little noise Simon's thumb makes as he anxiously strokes the nail against this rivet of his clothes.

"the beginning is slow" bruh the beginning is patient.