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19 | they/he

[butch-ramblings]

(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless.

[fesenmoon]

it's real sweet to grow old

[yelloweyedthing]

OLD WOMAN YURI

[swan-daughter]

maybe I’m getting a little too swept up in making pjo ocs but I think what could be fun is Hera, after Jason’s death - which we know affected her greatly - deciding to make another child by herself (a la Hephaestus) to spite how impassive Zeus seemed to have been about Jason’s murder.

except that in her grief she doesn’t do it properly and instead of a godly child, she’s managed to make a mortal daughter - godly enough to grow rapidly and to show some inclination towards her general domains, but not godly enough to have a permanent home on Olympus. Essentially, a demigod without a mortal parent

Herais “from Hera”, a princess of heaven who can’t live there, a failed goddess amongst demigods. She’s two years old but she’s also a teen and she’ll live longer than everyone she knows even if that’s not forever

[halfseaweed]

*Leo gets hit by a car*

Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY??

Leo: please...I need my ...phone

*opens groupchat*

Leo: LMFAOOO YALL GUESS WHAT-

[discountsurgery]

do you guys like this guy

[yelloweyedthing]

dull, watery yellow eye of the monster omg

[yelloweyedthing]

reading valperga is like. ok great you have childhood lovers who hang out at her castle. aww they carve their names into the cypress bark near the old fountain. oh shit. oh fuck.

fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE LAUCHES A SEIGE AGAINST HER INPENETRABLE CASTLE, BUT THE TRUE ATTACKERS USE THE BACKROAD PAST THEIR CARVED CYPRESS. HWAT THR FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. HE LITERALLY STABS HER IN THE BACK. WHAT THE FUCK.

fuck castruccio, honestly

[yelloweyedthing]

"Yet will I arouse all the pride and all the nobility of my nature: I will not sink beneath this trial; the great and good of past ages have left their lessons for me to meditate, and I will be no indocile pupil; the honey of the cup is exhausted, but all is not gall that remains." MARY SHELLEY ILY

[justaz]

Omg wait I just saw the cutest art of annabeth with blue braids and now I’m imagining annabeth being so excited to go to camp jupiter and reunite with her boyfriend and getting her hair done to surprise him (and because she fears he won’t remember her so what better way to make sure he notices her than by weaving his favorite color into her hair?)

[memysoulandi]

Bro why tf is New Rome being run by teenagers?! Like, you have fully grown adults who can and should be politics-ing. Also, why is the army entirely child soldiers?! Jason Grace fucking joined when he was like 2 or 3, is there no bottom age limit on this thing?! You'd think they'd maybe make the youngest age to join be like 14 or 16, being able to get a degree and whatnot alongside being in the army like how it works in real life, and then finish up your service when your in your mid twenties and just live a regular life.

But no they're getting fucking 3 year olds to enlist.

Objectively the funniest thing in a really horrific child soldiery way

[k1k00sss]

Leo about Jason:

He looks so cool and oh my gods those eyes and that scar makes him look so rugged this is the most handsome man on the planet

Leo about Piper:

I guess she has clothes

[coquettemouse-deactivated202507]

This part is kind of funny because there's no reason for Leo to praise Jason (instead of describing him) but not Piper. Piper is kind of one of the prettiest girls in the book. "Because Leo has known Piper the longest" Leo also thinks he has known Jason for a while, it's not like it's the first time he's seen the guy. "But Piper is almost his sister" this implies that Leo complimented Jason because he thinks that he is attractive

[boymeetsluve]

Underrated solangelo hc and dynamic: overprotective Nico.

You cannot look me in my eyeballs and tell me that the boy who has lost nearly everyone he cared about in one way or another would not deliberately protective over the people he has left. And, unlike most other people, Will isn’t much of a fighter. He’s no push over, but compared to say Percy or Hazel he would need it in a way they wouldn’t.

Imagine Nico getting the nickname “shadow” not because of his powers but because he’s literally 2 inches behind Will at any given time. Imagine the first capture the flag game they play he’s not even going after the flag because he’s too busy keeping an eye on Will the entire time (RIP to whoever manages to make a scratch on him, you are now on Nico’s shitlist for Life). Imagine Will going to visit his mother and Nico acting as his personal escort the entire time.

Will finds this mildly annoying until he realizes that campers (especially Ares) are listening to his advice more and arguing less because Nico is right behind him, glaring the fear of God into them every time they get snappy. Then he’s all for it and makes it Nico’s official role in the infirmary. Within two weeks the number of injured campers hits an all time low because people are 1) actually following medical advice and healing before doing more Dumb Camp Shit and 2) actually doing Dumb Camp Shit safer so they don’t have to face Nico in the infirmary again.

[justaz]

love the fact that percy and annabeth both think that the title of gf/bf doesn’t truly encapsulate their relationship. love that annabeth calls percy “her friend” to damasen in tartarus because she thought the title “boyfriend” didn’t cover all that percy was to her and that “friend” was more accurate. they are dating but they are best friends above everything else and god isn’t that just so beautiful

[innerchildabortionclinic]

first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

[ihaveopinionsonalotofthings]

Piper is not a pick me. But she did have a special kind of 'I'm not like other girls' phase. But it's not what you think. Her problem wasn't that she didn't want to be like other girls. It was that she didn't want to be like others. Period.

As the daughter of a Tristan Mclean, she probably got a lot of unwanted attention. Every experimental hairstyle or fashion choice was commented upon. She, like any other person, was made up of harmonious and conflicting parts. And every part of her came with specific expectations. She was a girl. She was a cherokee. She was a celebrity's daughter. She was a lot and she was enough. But it didn't always feel like it.

As a girl she was expected to care about her appearance and her relationships. As the daughter of a film star, she was expected to wear designer brands and be a role model. So she did the opposite. She wore t-shirts and cut her hair until it was choppy and uneven. She became a problem child that stole cars.

And when she was claimed by Aphrodite, it became yet another list of traits that she would have to follow. Even more expectations she would have to meet. It wasn't that she saw love and beauty as beneath her. It was that she felt like she had to be all those things. It was that she felt that if she gave in to the expectations, that would be all she was. She didn't have a problem with being what she was expected to be. She had a problem with not being allowed to be more than that.

So she went so far into the other extreme that she never stopped to think that maybe she might be interested in the things she pushed away. That she might like wearing makeup or wearing dresses or styling her hair. She never had the space to explore what she liked and disliked. She only had judgement when she tried to figure herself out.

She felt like she had the instructions of what to do with her life right in front of her. But she couldn't read it. Or she didn't want to. She had decided that she would come to the conclusion of who she was by herself. Because she was sick of having to force herself into made up boxes that had only ever weighed her down. She wasn't just a girl. She wasn't just a Cherokee. And she wasn't just the daughter of Tristan Mclean and Aphrodite. She was all of that and more.

[percyjackson-post]

PJO Trauma Candy Salad Part 2!

Part 1

Piper McLean is both an agent of chaos and a woman of the people. After the success of the seven’s trauma candy salad video, she begs (and bribes) a few of the others to join in. The video goes viral, and they end up as a trending topic for 3 days.

Reyna: Hello, my name is Reyna, and I got kidnapped by pirates after Percy Jackson destroyed my home…I brought peach rings.

Will: Hi, I’m Will, and my dad and I are the same age. I’m putting in fruit gummies. 

Rachel: Hey everyone, I’m Rachel, and the first time I met Percy, he tried to stab me with a sword. I’m adding nerds gummy clusters. 

Percy: My name is Per-

Piper (behind the camera): Percy, you already went last time.

Annabeth (also behind camera): Just let him do it; he needs this. 

Percy: My name is Percy Jackson, and I was kidnapped by my aunt and assumed dead for six months. I brought shark gummies!

Clarisse: What’s up, I’m Clarisse, and I was one of four survivors of a boat explosion in the Bermuda Triangle. I brought some warheads extremes. 

Magnus: Hey, I’m Magnus, and after my mom was murdered by wolves in front of me, I spent two years living on the streets. I’m adding sour patch kids. 

Nico: Nico just stares directly into the camera for a few seconds while pouring in black chocolate rocks. "I know what hell actually looks like."

[percyjackson-post]

Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.

Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

Part 2!

[aficionadoenthusiast]

yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.