why do they call it the oven

[he/him] | 23 | little man with mental illness

[mikufanclub]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur has eaten 6 moths and uncountable silverfish

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[beardedmrbean]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[persianmom]

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

Collecting

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

More

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[incisedwound]

im saying shit like this to women all the time

[segamascott]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[dogpuppy]

[909th]

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[spiribia]

I really like when people make miis where they shrink the face down really tiny and have a very small thing in the head that emotes