...yep

thats pretty much it

[sevenseasofrey]

there truly is no funnier place to be than tumblr dot com right after a category 5 spn event

[smankeypankey]

Sorry to my followers who can immediately tell when I have consumed new media for the first time

[parker-of-711]

Taika Waititi is the lesbians Ryan Reynolds.

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

[fangedcathedral-deactivated2025]

is this anything

[actuallyidontgiveadamn]

guys i get it that everyone's focus is on the gay pirates part of the show but please can we not ignore this cinematic masterpiece of a scene

[paddingtontwo]

same as it ever was

[michelleion]

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

[mossfeed]

got vaccinated yesterday

[lampgate]

tbh it's kinda fruity for a man to own a lamp :/

[lampgate]

[fieriframes]

[5 images. A group of people standing in a room. A person cooking in a kitchen preparing food. A close up of a plate of pizza. A man and a woman standing in a room. Captions: Uh, buddy, uh... What was it you wanted to tell me? Oh, right. Come with me. Right. Come on. I'm herewith another eyewitness]

[buckkybbarnes-deactivated202104]

alright who wants to see this cat that i found on facebook earlier today that looks like coconut head from ned’s declassified school survival guide

[buckkybbarnes-deactivated202104]

obsessed with him

[tamamita]

[definitelynotasiren]

[brucebocchi]

i’m laying in bed and my ass is out for No Reason

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

boo!! we hate your hole!!

[brucebocchi]

[lesbianherstorian]

a headline from the gay alternative no. 5, 1973

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

[cardi-pee]

What?