Mike Driver

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My Purim costume! Everyone loved my guava hamantaschen! They got the Jewish grandma approval :)
Look at my friend being amazing!
Embarrassing/Awesome experience at shul tonight
So to preface this I’m hiding in the bathroom and will save it and edit typing errors when I get home.
Also I am not a quippy person it takes me forever to think of comebacks.
I wore my Deadpool kippah to service tonight. I’ve worn it before but its been a while.
We had just finished with singing Lecha Dodi and the 85 year old lady behind me taps me on the shoulder and whispers
“Issy…your yarmulke…I’ve been staring at it trying to place it. Its that Deathpool character isn’t it?”
I nodded and said something about Deadpool and the movie.
She says “Oh yeah we saw it. Ryan Reynolds has a firm tuchas.”
There was a beat of silence and I blurted out. “I quite like the front view too.”
She stares at me, laughs, pats my hand and calls me precious.
Guys….I can never show my face again.
Ryan Reynolds has a firm tuchas.
Has a greater phrase ever been uttered? I think not.
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:
Some dudebro: Antisemitism is bad, yo
Me: Yes, absolutely, you’re righ-
Dudebro: Those damn Arabs are at fault-
Me:
so I live and work somewhere with no other jews except for this one guy, who is my friend, and we are taking a class together. we have group presentations and every group has to bring food. one of the other people in the class very graciously asked if he can make pork sausage or if there were people who don’t eat pork (knowing that there are two jews in the class.) before I could say anything, the guy turns around and loudly goes “ummmmm well I will eat the pork” and then turns to me and sorta smirks and stares at me in front of everyone because he knows that I don’t eat pork... so then i told him that it made me uncomfortable and he blew me off.
i’m so upset. i already feel so isolated here and like i’m weird and out of place and now i feel even more so, especially because he’s the person i would’ve expected to have my back. i feel like garbage.
LITERALLY ME EVERY DAY
So all of Detroit public schools are going to close after April 8th if there’s no funding and there’s definitely no money so I guess the school to prison pipeline is now completely removing schools from the equation here.
I just wanted to clarify that by close, what’s actually happening is after April 8th, the district will literally not have the money to pay any of the teachers. At all. None. Unless lawmakers grant them 50 mil in aid, but so far they can’t agree on a plan. And there are already teachers on the news saying they will not be going to work if they’re not being paid. Given the current conditions DPS teachers deal with every day (lack of funding, overcrowded classrooms, limited resources) no one can really blame them or say anything. No one knows exactly what will happen since the district is already about 515 mil in debt but it’s not looking good.
http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/detroit_public_schools_could_r.html
I’m a senior at a DPS school and I just want to add that since our schools may be closing in April no one is even sure whether or not seniors will even be able to graduate at all. I didn’t spend 4 years working my ass off, barely getting enough sleep and stressing so damn much to just have it all be a waste of time.My teachers were talking to us about all of this and trying to ease our minds but its not okay. We need help and we aren’t getting it.
This is really important you guys, spread this around.
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When Gaza isn’t being bombed. People still suffer.
Gaza has been placed under blockade for the past 10 years, by Israel and Egypt, imprisoning almost 2 million Palestinians.
Electricity in the Gaza Strip is only provided for 6 hours a day and it might get worse after Egypt has disconnected the power lines powering the Southern part of the Gaza Strip.
Homes are not the only one suffering from power shortage, but also schools and hospitals; where a patient could die because a simple procedure cannot be done on them.
Confirmed. As I live in Gaza this is the life we live. And it is getting worse.
since i learned “vibe” means “wife” in yiddish, the phrase “you’re killing my vibe” has never been the same
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Today, Iraqi-American Jews
Carole Basri, law professor and filmmaker
Daniel Pearl, journalist
Ashley Sawdaye, actor
Elliot Yamin, musician
Aziza Khazzoom, professor of Near Eastern Languages and Cultures
Elan Carr, deputy district attorney
Michael Mizrachi, professional poker player
Alon Ben-Meir, professor of International Relations
Selim Zillkha, businessman
Abraham Sofaer, federal judge
Only six people have messaged Lindt Chocolate about boycotting Autism Speaks including me so far. This is the saddest social media blast ever.
Please let them know why you’re not buying Lindt chocolate this easter as a large percentage will be going to Autism Speaks – an organization made by allistic people, run by allistic people, for allistic people who HATE autistic people.
They are a hate organization but so many people blindly donate to them. Please join the social media blast and tell Lindt why they shouldn’t donate to Autism Speaks!
Facebook: LINK
Twitter: LINK
I just sent out a few tweets! If you are able to do the same, please do!
If all my followers sent out 3 tweets each, that’s more than 1000 tweets.
Please, tell Lindt to #BoycottAutismSpeaks
I went to visit my Jewish high school today and found this in the bathroom. The girls told me they have them in every room in the school. Apparently, a man in a car has been hanging out outside the Jewish schools in Montreal, taking notes on what time the children have lunch and recess. Jewish kids across the city aren’t allowed going out for recess or lunch anymore. Isn’t this just #jewishprivilege?
I’m so scared. I am so, so scared.