Tae_Rhymeswithslay

#1 AMIR ENJOYER 🦅🦅🦅🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🫵🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️‼️💯💯🔥🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️ he/him

[bennychaotic]

Fanart I made for the fic 'i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby' by lasanya539 on AO3!! @lasanya539 @tae_rhymeswithslay (i'm sorry i tried pinging (?) u but it DIDNT WORK)

So I drew random scenes from the fic lol. Had special fun with the clothes and faces. This i my first time trynna draw the MM boys its soo obvious. I'm a NEWBIE artist , still kinda getting the hang of drawing and sorry if the image quality is ASS I tried guys <33

PLEASE take this as a sign to keep writing the story Lasanya I BEGG I PLEAD I NEED MORE SHENANIGANS. 💥 Kasey is so me I'm not ready to let him go 🙏 I can't even add anything here, I've already gushed in ur comments im coming up blank rn. And for those who haven't read it, WHAT'RE U WAITING FOR. It has longgg chapters, silly characters and a suspenseful plot! (is that a word-) The writing is INSANEE!! LETS GIVE THE MUTANT MAYHEM TMNT SOME LOVE 💖😋

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

im typing this under the table rn but ohhhh my gosh! this is so cool tysm!!!

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

So… that Date Everything game, huh…

I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM GRAGH BARK BARK BARK AKSKDKFKFNNCKF

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

NEW DATEABLE JUST DROPPED

new hidden dateable definitely real not clickbait can confirm

joking joking, i might make more of this lil dude it was really fun to think him up, hes a tea set you thrifted from a second hand store

oc dateable based loosely on myself (i made him too hot and now he doesn’t look like me ✋😔) i might make more, who knows?

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

RAGEBAITER X RAGEBAITEE

my favorite little guys

also, yes, i know i know, not my usual fandom, but uhhhhh…

SMOKE BOMB DISSAPEAR

[werewolfadmirer]

PICREW TAG GAME!!!

use this picrew maker, and tag your moots!

Me!! It looks quite close to me in irl :3

no pressure tags!:

@whatonearthisgoingon @mrecury42 @mochamoony @yes-ofc-i-bite @acelovesremuslupin @notthesodaa @theheightsarewuthering

[notthesodaa]

ahh hi! thx for the tag! tis but i

@nitttstdsdtoastd @siriuslyobsessed394 @yosefinthetrenches @sleep-gummies @vampboyrock

[sleep-gummies]

YAYYYY PICREW TIME!! soda you look awesome!! :0

this actually looks a lot like me!

@tipsandtrixx @thespian-and-lesbian @ang3l-ocean

[tipsandtrixx]

I'm now realizing I always make these with a dead face should I be worried 😅

@corvid-gremlin-official @intrusivemarblecounter @inkedout-permanently @alexi-was-not-here @dumblr-account +all my moots +anyone who wants to join!

[stxrfiish]

I dyed my hair black recently but it’s naturally a light brown haha

thanks for saying any of your moots can join bc I thought the picrew was so cutesy, I had to 💔

@stargirl-mary @starryemzee @starsandscars81 @afatcatspy @angelsocks0 @cann1balcooki3z @brenninthetaylorverse @serapheyez @busyasabbee only if you want to, and anyone else who does want to can just join too <3

[arayaverse]

ahhh thank you so much for tagging me in this @crushedlittlestxrs i never get tagged in these anymore so this was super fun!

i always wear a necklace with my name on it so that’s the only part that’s not really accurate but otherwise it looks a lot like me 😭 also i posted a selfie like yesterday so !

tagging gently: @urfav-mirrorball @cottoncandysunrise @nicolassecretgardens @vampiricbisexuality @cherryswift13 @virtualcoffeemoon @fireflychaosdemon +anybody else who wants to participate! <3

[fireflychaosdemon]

hair forever too light but such is my hair colour with picrew

also you can’t give me the opportunity to not put my picrew self in a chb t shirt and expect me not to

anyway @a-being-of-chaossss @knight-of-hallownest @jessicatssssalads @emberslimehunts @eater-of-the-alt @rivenantiqnerd

@crowgenius @yes-i-exist-shutup @wolygan @spontaneousdemonicscreeching @waffled-iron @microwavingtoniii

[spontaneousdemonicscreeching]

Thank you so much for the tag Firefly! That’s the first time someone has done that. Probably because I only have one other mutual: @toadally-gay

[toadally-gay]

thanks for the tag :)

no pressure tags :3

@panthepancake @nofeetapartcuzimgay @nerdwholikesnerdythings @aliensagainstworld @alexander-hamilton-offical @ineedbettershittodo @chaos-ducks @john-laurens-offical @napkineater @frankenstinegirlz @existentandexhausted + open tags cuz i’m too tired to try and remember everyone else lol

[b0ys-will-be-bugs-right]

@tiresias-offical @chaos-duck @nerdwholikesnerdythings @hekate-offical @gimkit-offical @odysseusandorpheus @ineedbettershittodo @autistic-lizard @toadally-gay @faa-offical @blooket-offical @holy-fern-official @psyche-offical @onion-opinions-offical @kidney-bean-offical @language-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical

[hekate-offical]

ty for the tag 🖤🖤🖤

@offical-offical @devils-advocate-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @zeus-offical @plague-doctor-offical @albert-offical @freyja-offical

kay forgot who else to tag xx

[lesbian-vampire-offical]

thank you for the tag!! <3

@eden-snake-offical @evilducks-offical @official--eve @sappho-offical @vampiremonarch-offical @devils-advocate-offical (and open tags)

[evilducks-offical]

ooc

Thx for the tag!

moots tags!

Sorry if you have already been tagged

@have-a-duck @eating-the-sand @ivysbea @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @tiresias-offical @appalachian-heathens @existence-offical @maryland-officially @devils-advocate-offical @circusfreakster @lilianaamorewolflol @hekate-offical @adelaidetheducklord @theneighborhoodcryptid @dragonmine-24 @birdgirlflying @th3gh0stc4t @shazam93 @evil-bread-offical @fatallyabirder @john-laurens-offical @lovelyy-and-lost @hatman-offical @someacedude @ineedbettershittodo @murder--offical @blade-lickster-offical @aliensatemysocks @onion-opinions-offical @randommariithings @i-am-a-duck-collector @blooket-offical

[th3gh0stc4t]

I’m a menace

@tqaf-snake @quilthegreat @disgruntleddonnie @mediocre-artist9001 @mediocre-artist9000 @pyrodox-creates @thegayesttexan @verrixstudios

[thegayesttexan]

Vibing :D

@arelenforyadarlin @petrichorandarson @tae-rhymeswithslay @destionancy @quilthegreat @lunarloaches22

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

[lasanya539]

i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

(a desi mm/tottmnt casey jones au called Teenage Dirtbag, co-created by @tae-rhymeswithslay)

Posted on AO3!

Summary:

Donnie’s ready to hit Eastman High with a bang. Saving NYC with his brothers was cool, sure—but it’s time the world saw what one purple-masked genius can do. Step one: become valedictorian. Step two: definitely don’t let that smug kid with the curly hair and irritating smirk get in the way. Keshav’s the worst. Meanwhile, Kasey’s determined to escape his sister’s shadow in his sophomore year. Top GPA, new mutant friends, clean slate. Easy. Or it would be, if it wasn’t for that irritating turtle guy in his math class constantly trying to egg him on and ruin his life. He doesn’t even call him the right name. Donatello’s the worst. Then Halloween hits. A rogue wave of Foot Clan Bots forces Kasey to throw on a mask, grab a cricket bat, and become the vigilante Striker. Suddenly, he’s juggling school, sports, secret missions, and suspiciously friendly chats with Donnie—who seems way more into Striker than Keshav. Two teens. One school. One city full of crime. One flimsy mask between them. And chaos, lots of it.

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an AU months into the making! i'm so, so excited to finally share it with everyone!

this storyline has everything: identity shenanigans, slowburns, enemies to lovers trope, chaotic friendships, an overarching action plotline, amazing sibling duos, desi culture appreciation, and so much more!

(very, very heavily inspired by Miraculous LB, in that Donnie hates Kasey in school, but has a huge thing for Kasey in his Striker form, and poor Kasey is just confused)

so, ahem, presenting, Him, drawn by @tae-rhymeswithslay:

[lasanya539]

This fic is completed!

(28K words)

And so is some more artwork, by none other than @tae-rhymeswithslay:

Here is Keshav 'Kasey' Jones in full glory!

And here is Striker, also in his full glory!

Like what do you mean, Kasey isn't canon? He's right there.

Until next time! Stay tuned to check out more shenanigans from the Teenage Dirtbag blorbos, and to see just what Cynthia Utrom has up her sleeve...

[lasanya539]

Happy Pride Month!

From the Teenage Dirtbag team, aka myself and @tae-rhymeswithslay

art credit to tae bc what the absolute fuck. he's incredible. i mean look at Striker rn, thank you tae you are the actual bestest and this au is nothing without you<3

link to fic here if you're interested!

[lasanya539]

Happy Pride Month!

From the Teenage Dirtbag team, aka myself and @tae-rhymeswithslay

art credit to tae bc what the absolute fuck. he's incredible. i mean look at Striker rn, thank you tae you are the actual bestest and this au is nothing without you<3

link to fic here if you're interested!

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

leeching off sanyas posts so i dont have to make em myself ✋🙂‍↕️

[penny-anna]

the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

GUESS WHOS BACKKKK

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57225217?view_full_work=true

YEP THATS RIGHT i pulled my shit together and wrote a chapter of something- its short as all hell but its SOMETHING!!

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND YOU ON TUMBLER YOUR FICS ARE SO GREAT AND THEY MAKE ME LAUGH AND GIGGLE LIKE A LITTLE KID AND MY FAV FIC IS PROBS TERRACOTTA SOLDIER AND IM REALLY CLOSE TO FINISHING A (really bad) DRAWING OF ONE SCENE SO UH YAY

(You can ignore this I just wanted to say hi :))

HIIIIII!!!!

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

MY SUBMISSION FOR THE ULTIMATE BABY GIRL SUPREME BATTLE!!

WAIT FOR ME PLSSSSS

ik the deadline was a couple days ago but i really wanna participate 😭😭

This my transfem Leonardo, aka my bbg

GOES BY: Leo

PRONOUNS: She/Her

@ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle

[up-the-anti]

"mutant mayhem jonatello will be canon october 2026" i scream as they drag me into a padded room

EDIT: GANG I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE :(

[lasanya539]

i just found this in my likes from MONTHS ago. i am CACKLING

cannot physically explain how much i love mm and how much i love jonatello and how much i love mm jonatello

case in point: (kase in point ehehe)

art, courtesy of the incredible @tae-rhymeswithslay who never fails to be amazing at everything ever

so much more lore and art to come! in an ao3-hosting screen near you!

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

WE ARE MANIFESTING TOGETHER 🙌🙌

[bigbloopblop]

I just found out that in TMNT mm Casey doesn’t exist, that girl with the hoop earrings isn’t Casey….shes just a random girl….Casey wasn’t put into mm because he didn’t fit with the story line….mm Casey DOESNT EXIST😭

[lasanya539]

my dear op… canon may have betrayed you… but if you are interested in fanon, may I present my son, courtesy of @tae-rhymeswithslay, our MM CJ -> Kasey Jones

(art credit to the amazing fantastic awesomest @tae-rhymeswithslay)

his full name is Keshav Jones, and instead of a hockey player, he’s a cricketer (he can never live up to his star ice hockey athlete big sister, which doesn't give him a complex, trust me).

he also has a vigilante persona called Striker that busts Foot Bot heads in his spare time. his best friend is Raph, with whom he very much kicks ass. he also definitely doesn’t have a thing for his academic rival, one Donnie Splinterson.

this entire AU is called Teenage Dirtbag, and its Tae's and my passion project for the summer<3

thank you for hearing me out<3

[bigbloopblop]

I just found out that in TMNT mm Casey doesn’t exist, that girl with the hoop earrings isn’t Casey….shes just a random girl….Casey wasn’t put into mm because he didn’t fit with the story line….mm Casey DOESNT EXIST😭

[lasanya539]

my dear op… canon may have betrayed you… but if you are interested in fanon, may I present my son, courtesy of @tae-rhymeswithslay, our MM CJ -> Kasey Jones

(art credit to the amazing fantastic awesomest @tae-rhymeswithslay)

his full name is Keshav Jones, and instead of a hockey player, he’s a cricketer (he can never live up to his star ice hockey athlete big sister, which doesn't give him a complex, trust me).

he also has a vigilante persona called Striker that busts Foot Bot heads in his spare time. his best friend is Raph, with whom he very much kicks ass. he also definitely doesn’t have a thing for his academic rival, one Donnie Splinterson.

this entire AU is called Teenage Dirtbag, and its Tae's and my passion project for the summer<3

thank you for hearing me out<3

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

RAHHHHH HES LITERALLY MY LITTLE GUY I NEED HIM TO BE REAL SO MANIACALLY BAD

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

CHERRY BOMB - My Mutant Mayhem AU

ive been cooking up a real cool AU with @lasanya539 for the past few months which i freak out about regularly

this is… not that au i fear, BUTTTTT it is a RASEY swap au of that au (i know i know, the ceo of jonatello making rasey content?? betrayal)

this is also my submission for tmnt ffr soooo ive got something up in tumblr now ig?

[lasanya539]

i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

(a desi mm/tottmnt casey jones au called Teenage Dirtbag, co-created by @tae-rhymeswithslay)

Posted on AO3!

Summary:

Donnie’s ready to hit Eastman High with a bang. Saving NYC with his brothers was cool, sure—but it’s time the world saw what one purple-masked genius can do. Step one: become valedictorian. Step two: definitely don’t let that smug kid with the curly hair and irritating smirk get in the way. Keshav’s the worst. Meanwhile, Kasey’s determined to escape his sister’s shadow in his sophomore year. Top GPA, new mutant friends, clean slate. Easy. Or it would be, if it wasn’t for that irritating turtle guy in his math class constantly trying to egg him on and ruin his life. He doesn’t even call him the right name. Donatello’s the worst. Then Halloween hits. A rogue wave of Foot Clan Bots forces Kasey to throw on a mask, grab a cricket bat, and become the vigilante Striker. Suddenly, he’s juggling school, sports, secret missions, and suspiciously friendly chats with Donnie—who seems way more into Striker than Keshav. Two teens. One school. One city full of crime. One flimsy mask between them. And chaos, lots of it.

---

an AU months into the making! i'm so, so excited to finally share it with everyone!

this storyline has everything: identity shenanigans, slowburns, enemies to lovers trope, chaotic friendships, an overarching action plotline, amazing sibling duos, desi culture appreciation, and so much more!

(very, very heavily inspired by Miraculous LB, in that Donnie hates Kasey in school, but has a huge thing for Kasey in his Striker form, and poor Kasey is just confused)

so, ahem, presenting, Him, drawn by @tae-rhymeswithslay:

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

SANYA STOLE THIS ART BTW (no she did not i gave her full permission + enthusiastic encouragement) ART STEALER ART STEALER 🫵🫵 (sanya is actually so so amazing i love her so so much)

jokes aside go check out this AMAZINGLY WELL WRITTEN FIC trusttt yall its so good had me rocking back and forth and punching the air and shi (with witnesses)