ninny-muggins

Yo, I'm Rosemary (Just call me Rosie) 18 from the UK, Dutch/English, straight  sc: rosemary-jones

[comicbookdaily]

Zachary Levi Michael Muller | Entertainment Weekly (2013)

[factly]

[omega3]

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[brakken]

Uh oh.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.

[saintcelestine]

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

[pickleston]

And my personal favorite

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[goblinkind]

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

[wingolight]

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

[dollgirllandsknecht]

Oh my god

[yes-myface]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[stuckinbottle]

Reblog this if you need a small loan of $1,000,000 😉

[audycordelia]

Yes please

[yallstaysafe-deactivated2018031]

Grant*

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[shadowcat]

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

[just-cat-memes]

[stability]

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.