Get her pizza, not pregnant.

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[svnbabe]

kyliejenner via instagram

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[rod-ruins-everything-deactivate]

[ruinedchildhood]

my rides here

[kushblazer666]

everything reminds me of him 😔

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[chicful]

[catp0rn]

[softlilpet]

cream pies should be considered a love language tbh

[latadelixo]

[faggottt]

Where is she going

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[chewedcorn]

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

[ahs013]

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[dailymusicqueens]

IF IT’S LOVIN’ THAT YOU WANT Rihanna