[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[aloyhh]

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

[porterr-robinson]

[geekinglikeaboss]

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[toastbutteregg]

[yessstress]

please do

[puppersofnewyork]

[laughconfetti]

We Ride At Dawn

[suspend]

Last Hope. | via Facebook on We Heart It.

[porterr-robinson]

[ewaneneollav]

[driflloon]

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[lekkerish-deactivated20121128]

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

this is my favorite image on the internet

[homietwt]

alien

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

[maneljavier]

Me waiting for my joke to land:

[volcainist]

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

[milkchocolatepuppies]

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[stevencharleston]

i really enjoy looking at the tags on this post

[20-million-bees]

Some of my favorites:

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

Dude-whose-name-I-don’t-remember, who tried to pass off “This Much is True” by Spandau Ballet as a poem he wrote. He’s reciting, and all of us students are looking at each other like, “um, what?” and he finishes, and the teacher launches directly into a critique, rather than letting the class comment. And we’re all waving our hands madly, trying to get the professor to let one of us speak so we can tell him it’s plagiarized, and he says that we can comment once he’s done. So the professor goes on about this and that, and concludes with, “But it doesn’t matter, because you didn’t write that. I’m old, not dead, and I do own a radio.” And DWNIDR tries to argue that he was “merely inspired’ by the song, but that his poem is different and original. Professor gets up and has us recite the lyrics, which he writes on the board, and has DWNIDR write his poem on the board next to it. 100% match. And DWNIDR still insists his version is different.  Class ends.

Next class meeting, (this is unplanned) a few of us stand up and recite “poems” that are song lyrics. Professor 100% treats them like original works, and the rest of the class plays along, except DWNIDR, who is outraged at the praise being heaped upon the “stolen words” and keeps trying to explain to the Professor that it’s plagiarism. After the third one, Professor turns to DWNIDR and says, “Well, you’d know, you’re the expert plagiarist here”.

One of the best weeks I had in college, ever.

[writernotwaiting]

*sniffle* That is one of the most beautiful stories I have ever read.

[anneluciaf]

Shout out to the guy in philosophy who kept asking unrelated questions.

Also shout out to the anonymous concerned citizen who, after our professor’s heartfelt lecture about poverty then and now (19th century literature) emailed the professor to tell him not to worry, poverty doesn’t exist in our society anymore.

[zanillani]

To the dude in my gov class who always had something to say and felt the need to add “It’s peanuts” every time money was mentioned, I hope you get pelted with peanuts by 50 elephants