Countess is a cool title

I don't even know what to put here. I'm only writing anything so people don't think I'm a bot

[jejejijiju]

Jay and Roy

[howling-wizard2]

carnivore on carnivore ccomfort

[honeybunz4funz]

GUYS. JUST IMAGINE. Rocky spooking like a horse with unusual texture/sound objects-

Laminated paper: WUBWUBWUBWUB

Rocky: *Scrambling backwards* "BAD SOUND STATEMENT" Crashing into a wall* "BAD" *frantically trying to climb up Grace* "BAD BAD BAD*

[temperamentalaquarius]

Battle for The Cowl was essentially Dick submitting for bereavement leave, being denied and then beaten by HR until he agreed to overtime

[cloudabserk]

my annoying human

[keep-on-rockying]

oh. grace has never known an untraumatized rocky. he's never known a rocky from before he was the sole survivor of erid's first and only space mission. he's never known a rocky from before he had to live through nearly half a century of utter solitude, nearly half a century of not being watched while he slept, nearly half a century of wallowing in his perceived failure. he's never known the rocky that was adrian's mate. the rocky that was chosen to be the engineer of the blip-a. the rocky that was. and he never will. that rocky no longer exists. oh.

[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

Getting emotional over how deeply Grace and Rocky love each other. I don't even have anything to say about it they just love each other so bad I don't think I'll ever get over it

[spaceboi-brainrot]

I'm gonna be so honest, the only physical descriptions I remember of grace in the book is that he:

-has a penis

-is muscular

[three-semicolons]

Types of Dick Grayson’s by Run

Note that I made this purely based on memory and vibes. I will make others later if I feel like it but I just thought the idea was funny idk.

The Dixon Demon:

Feisty and very boyish. Always wins through sheer arrogance. Wdym he isn’t hot shit dude??? Bro builds cars.

Kind of an asshole, but in the dumb man way rather than intentionally (most of the time)

Fighting is very rough and tumble. He doesn’t flip off rooftops so much as he scampers, and he FREQUENTLY launches himself on all fours like some kind of feral dork.

Would probably buy a Sega Dreamcast.

The Devin Downer

:(

What decision he makes depends on whether he loves other people or hates himself more that day. Usually tries to identify how he can martyr himself to achieve both goals.

Power of Friendship™️ but in the based way and not the shallow lame way.

Would sell his soul to Etrigan in return for Bruce looking at him.

Believes, without question, that he is a terrible person and deserves everything that happens to him.

The Jones Jock

Actually a fucking dumbass

Casual sex on the reg, amirite boys? UP TOP

wait what do you mean I was having an arc and a thing with Barbara and a whole ego death following the nuking of Blüdhaven?

NAHHHHHHHHH CHUG CHUG CHUG

The Tomasi Truther

Le Redditors would call this one the one true Dick. And like tbh he is pretty cool.

Very level headed. Smart, too. Still funny but in a much drier way.

Bruh that lay up on Talia when she went to visit him in his office still haunts me in a good way.

Top 10 Brother of All Time. Very very Tim-pilled. Like lowkey all Dick’s post-Crisis are Tim-pilled but this guy snorts that shit like high quality coke you don’t even know.

Something’s missing tho idk I like when my Dick is a bit of a loser.

The Seeley Sucker

Like 10% more of a loser spiritually. He feels slightly deflated.

The guy that sighs and pinches his nose.

Trust to betrayal pipeline goes crazy. The want to rehabilitate is very admirable and I love that, but your success rate is iffy there, bud.

Is gullible written on the ceiling (Seeley-ng)??? Idk man you should check.

What’s a condom

The Taylor

Brain damage

Look, he means well. He does. You can’t deny that. Execution is… debatable.

Somehow both the most social Nightwing in a run and also the most shallow relationships.

Would give you meaningless platitudes about hope and optimism if you tried to vent or address problems with him and would think he was cooking

Forgets what he is doing 23% through doing it

[three-semicolons]

I have had more time to think. Here are the others:

The Percy Jacks-off

Thesis: O no technology bad.

Time spent getting off on saying something “deep”: all of it. Time spent writing a compelling Dick Grayson: none of it.

Literally that’s it L plus Ratio.

But like idk maybe he would’ve gotten better if he weren’t shot.

The Higgins Histrionic

Bland and lowkey emo. Emotional and not very quippy. Gets hurt a lot.

Def listened to Nine Inch Nails “Pain” after learning about William Cobb

Kind of a lover boy, and considering his interests (N52 Babs and the daughter of his parents’ killer), he might’ve had a humiliation thing idk idk idk just saying.

Why Chicago???

Sweet with that one little girl tho.

The Humphries Hustler

Dubbed “hustler” purely for that bit where he was an exotic dancer while undercover and earned so much money he didn’t know what to do with it lol.

Personable, funny, with complex relationships to civilians, smaller cast members, and Blüdhaven as a whole. A good balance of clear martyrdom and disregard for safety without being a bitch baby.

Completely ignored anyways LMAO

I’m so sorry Humphrieswing you walked so Watters’ Blüdhaven lore could run

The Lobdell Lobotomizee

Bro got derailed for two years by Soviet Union man hehe.

Confronts his past identity and the concept of heroism like a performatively apolitical guy confronts the election. Leave him alone and let him grill, lord almighty.

Brain damage but actually this time.

But somehow the guy with extensive brain trauma, amnesia, frequent migraines, and recurring short-term memory loss should be the one driving a cab. Okay buddy.

The Jurgens Jobber

Ehhh, maybe those Nightwing skills are neat. Responsibility to use them??? But idk those random guys who have my costumes can be Nightwing I’ll just be some guy.

Cue: those guys getting their asses beaten six ways to Sunday.

Very passive. Things happen to him, he doesn’t get any of it, there’s a dude with an owl mask and some clown and so much hypnotism and he’s doing his best okay????

Clearly Dick Grayson, because the moment he got his memories fully restored, he blew up a stable relationship and cut them off for their “own good”.

The Wolfman Whipping Boy

The most in-denial victim of your life.

Literally the entire conflict of this short arc is surrounded by him blaming himself for abandonment and statutory rape. And none of it was intentional.

Like bro is tormented over this woman, but is so dense or so incapable of perceiving himself as a victim that he can only imagine it through the lens of his own failure.

Uncomfortable flashbacks everywhere

The Watters Woobee

Just kill him. Please.

How it started: Reintroduction of old silly “holy ___!” motif, lots of quips, compassion for the gangs of Blüdhaven and a desire to protect the children absorbed into them

How it’s going: house blew up Blüdhaven blew up girlfriend gone kid gone people dead his fault no sleep no eat no recompense no relief no right to peace no right to prosper FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Bro when Batman tells you to take a nap you should consider it jfc

At least he’s brilliant though, even if it lowkey gives off the vibes of a painter inspired by their own lithium deficiency

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[cloudabserk]

inspired by @casgirl’s tags on this post:

[pris-cas]

Lesson #3 touch: Humans biggest Organ!

I have so many more plans for this! I’m so happy people like it!

Lesson #1 Previous Lesson Next Lesson

[pris-cas]

Lessson #12 Bless you!

First Lesson previous lesson Next lesson

[wolfythewitch]

Too sleepy to draw have som doodles

[rioshinfillcher]

This is your sign not to overwork

[ozalite]

Headcanon that after Grace and Rocky arrive on Erid, some Eridians struggle to perceive Grace as an equally intelligent and aware being.

Some of them are being outright disrespectful but for others it's simply difficult to see him as a person as easily as Rocky did. This is partially because no-one is as desperate and exhilerated as Rocky was and partially because at this point Grace is basically a dying animal that can't do anything on his own.

After watching the same problem occur over and over again Rocky and the human care team decide to make it mandatory for anyone who is planning to work with Grace to play a game of chess (or a similar Eridian board game) with him. A game where neither an Eridian nor a human has any real advantage.

The idea is that direct observation will help Eridians have an easier time understanding human intelligence, gestures, vocalisations and familiarize themselves with the unusual (and frankly freaky) human body. Aside from this, it also helps both Grace and Eridians socialize with each other. Working like what humans call an "ice-breaker". And if the Eridian fails to interact with Grace in an adequate manner, they are kicked out of the project.

And some Eridians find it enjoyable playing with Grace who accepts proposals readily, which leads to score-keeping, which snowballs into having entire tournaments within scientist groups working on Project Save Grace.

And even after Grace's passing they continue to have them to commemorate Grace and because it's become tradition. Grace has made tradition.