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[vampyriix]

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[crabussy]

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

[crabussy]

(imagining the guilt ridden character I relate to being comforted or feeling miserable) it's good for them.this says nothing about me

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[zeelatunes]

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[yinyangle]

realised ive been prioritising twitter like a noob.... heres some chatical i drew recently

[narratorbones]

okay I need to know. nearly everyone I have known in my life has slept exclusively with blankets. are sheets still a thing. am I weird.

what do you usually sleep with?

bedsheet + blanket

bedsheet + blanket + comforter

bedsheet only

blanket only

comforter only

multiple bedsheets

multiple blankets

multiple blankets + comforter

nothing

other (how.)

Voting ended onJul 15

curious as to if sheets are less common nowadays! my family has always gone with the one sheet one blanket set up, but I wonder if that's as common as I thought it was.

reblog for sample size!

[fenriswolffy]

um

[lazy-toad]

Ouppy game meme

I love all my pups equally of course I do, but I didn't love Summer being the sole reason that she and her siblings were almost 90lbs before finishing Young Hunters 👍

[westrnbound]

i love when your pups come out to greet you in all their awkward and clumsy glory