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renn | he/him "pirates could happen to anyone." @eichenwaldes

[yitzhaks]

hmm... i havent used tumblr in literally years but in case anyone still follows/pays attention to this blog i just wanna say something :) 

i graduated college magna cum laude, ive socially and physically transitioned, im engaged to my partner of almost eight??!!? years, i live in a beautiful condo with her and my best friend, we have two silly cats, AND!!!! at age 24 ive already achieved my goal of being a fulltime fiction writer 

sometimes i think about how lucky i am and how impossible i thought this would all be in my whole lifetime, let alone such a short period of time. and i feel so overwhelmed in a good way! i first joined tumblr 10 years ago (different account) and i never ever ever would have expected to get this far in a decade. and im really proud of myself. and if anyone does read this, please remember that even the most implausible things might just happen <3 

i love u guys byeeee

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[thekoolkath-deactivated20170526]

There is so much sexual tension between me and God

[hwaetever]

that’s quite enough for this evening, john donne

[krawps]

ive never watched star wars but heres a list of characters id let spank my ass

1. general grievous

[relishboi]

I had a dream that blizzard changed winstons ult into something called “true light” where he summons a triangular monolith that glows and a huge bread roll comes out of it and you can control it like a junkrat wheel and it crushes everyone

[whoisladywindermere]

“But how,” said Charles, who was close to tears, “how can you possibly justify cold-blooded murder?’ Henry lit a cigarette. “I prefer to think of it,” he had said, “as redistribution of matter.” ― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

[yitzhaks]

Friend are you okay I saw you deleted your ao3 account

yes i am all good! there was just some stuff up there that i really didnt want on the internet anymore lmao

[silverhawk]

“what are you thinking about?”

“nothing.”

NARRATOR: wrong. hes thinking about warrior cat politics.

[mothgeist]

whos this taako dude everyones fuckin talking about 

[beetlebongos]

[mothgeist]

oh shit its him. taako adventurezone.

[swarnpert]

snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest

[bandtshirt]

niche meme

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[bizarro-report-deactivated20171]

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Amelie - from MBMBaM episode 191

[bettyfrancis]

i am literally BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I will never get over the les miserables fandom like… Jean Valjean is the main character and he has like…NOOOO content. At all. Instead everyone lost their minds over the fucking less amis de l'a/b/o or whatever even though each one of them has like literally a one or two sentence personality. It was literally like a once-ler esque treatment where they randomly zoomed in on the most fuckable twink, except theres like 10 of them. Ten fucking oncelers. I literally was never able to remember them or tell them apart despite reading the entire unabridged book several times. Jean Valjean was so good and these ungrateful fucks did THIS to him.

[ferociouslys]

today’s uncalled for and slightly weird thought

bluetooth is a valid warrior cat’s name

[yitzhaks]

hello tumblr! just poppin by with these artfully rotated selfies to warn you not to listen to hit podcast “the adventure zone,” or you may end up with a bunch of weird wigs and a mongoose tattoo

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[sigh] As soon as I said ‘ogre’, I was counting down until the moment somebody said ‘swamp’.

An exasperated DM

(For the record, the person who said ‘swamp’ was me)