Krosa is Massive

[ 26 | He/Him | Bi ] [M:tG | Yugioh | Fire Emblem | Haikyuu!!! | FGC | others] [they say video game dont art,,,but i,,feel different]

[dovv]

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"pre nut insanity"

[soup-mother]

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

[scoes]

[orteil42]

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

[noirgraves-deactivated20141214]

FE:Awakening Cast in PKMN sprite form.

[scarabsi]

OH MY GOD

[sinnerism]

the way i laughed

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[chaos-has-theories]

Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.

[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]

[lesiasmadness]

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[greatcheshire]

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

[pitbolshevik]

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

[pitbolshevik]

some of my favorite tags

[realpokemon]

are you aware that ARCEUS is on tumblr rn??? like GOD on tumblr????? GODD??????

tumblr users will believe ANYTHING. ANYTHING. you sound like an evangelical

[realpokemon]

[in-your-reflection]

[ikimaru]

finished a couple of Scara pics I had around my folder! c:

[slasherrr0]

[jathis]

King Shit

[webluvbot-deactivated20230307]

the original he wouldnt fucking say that