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anne | 22 | they/them

[catasters]

[capacity2]

Oh wow the love is blind contestants aren’t chosen from applicants the producers just look for random people online that look like interesting test subjects lmfaoooo these people are sick

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[soundcarvings]

Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

[whatacartouchebag]

Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

[dateamonster]

i wish i had the post on hand but a read i really like is vampirism as disability. you cant work a regular day job, in fact you physically cannot leave your home most hours of the day, you have specific dietary restrictions that alienate you from the social act of breaking bread, you feel condemned to navigate the world at its fringes, maybe your body wont change and develop the way it does for your peers, maybe your body is changing very rapidly into something that frightens people.

its tricky territory because i feel like the trope of the vampire as parasite is very dominant in the cultural consciousness and thats obviously not a connection i wish to draw, but like, you know who else the capitalist ableist world treats as drains on Normal society? in a narrative where the vampire character(s) arent being played as villains i think theres a lot of fertile ground here.

[teaboot]

I think it would be a genuinely fascinating angle on writing vampire characters and an amazing way to discuss abled society’s tendency to relegate disabilities to “victim”, “parasite”, “monster”, and “pariah” categories depending on what they hope to gain from it.

“good” vampires are sympathetic and tragic, even sexy. “Bad” vampires are selfish and draining (literally) and ‘take up resources at other’s expense’, as the argument goes. Both ends parallel common talking points.

Hell, inspiration porn, unrealistic goals, fetishization, demonization, alienation, othering, the living ‘warning’, victimhood, survivorship, moralization- you could discuss a LOT about disabled experiences by using Vampires as the widely-palatable allegory and I kind of very much want to read that

[virgoboy]

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

[maspers]

Imagine waking up to find yourself in one of those "the mice and other small animals have a secret civilization hidden from humans" settings. And you've been turned into a mouse and you're horrified to discover that you were already living in that sort of setting but there's some sort of weird perception filter that causes mice to appear as nonsapient animals acting on instinct instead of the sapient creatures they actually are. Like, human brains cannot comprehend the mouse society. It's like an entirely separate wavelength of the same reality. Language becomes squeaks, furniture becomes scraps and rubbish, furnished homes become a dusty hole. You had no idea it was there, because you couldn't have any idea.

And if that existential horror wasn't enough, it becomes clear that the perception filter works both ways, and humans no longer appear sapient to you. You can read the books in your local mouse library just fine, but the human road signs? Incomprehensible scribbles with no rhyme or reason. The humans are lumbering, unpredictable creatures which fashion large structures with bizarre, barely comprehensible purposes. They don't seem sapient, they seem monstrous. Just as wild as a mountain lion or an eagle, and just as threatening, yet their excess materials are strangely useful. It's terrifying. Every once in a while you manage to identify something with how it is in your human memories, you can extrapolate what the humans must be doing or saying because you remember what the human context is, but you cannot recognize human civilization anymore. Because you're a mouse now, living in a mouse's reality. And nobody else has been through this, so nobody else in this mouse world can understand what it is you're going through. And you're so small.

Anyway would that be messed up or what? Give me some mildly horrifying mouse world isekai.

[faellustrations]

naruto and his first bonds :] happy birthday king

[ID: Digital art done in soft colours with Sasuke, Naruto, Iruka, and Teuchi. They are all at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, with Sasuke, Naruto, and Iruka eating ramen and Teuchi behind the counter. end ID]

[ymnkn]

got uber one for a month just to try it out and see if i actually save anything and a trip i take twice a day everyday went up $3 💀 it was consistently $10-12 everytime no matter what time of day and now it’s $14-15? like okay lol

[ymnkn]

saw a tiktok ad where a girl was in lingerie and now i feel mad at my boyfriend? how does that even make sense.

[chilewithcarnage]

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[raddagher]

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[moss-wizard]

no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

[ymnkn]

how hard is it to find a picture of stacked rings w a horizontal emerald cut ring fr. like even emerald cut at all. come on

[when-the-world-spins-backwards]

turning my grief into anger at racial healthcare disparities bc why the fuck was a fucking DOCTOR mocking my grandmother who had Just been diagnosed with fucking stomach cancer about what he assumed her diet to be!! "oh i bet you eat plenty of hamhock and fried chicken and pork chops 🤗" and the nurses neglecting her bc "oh you're independent you can do this yourself ☺️". we know that if she'd gone to see someone as soon as she had symptoms they would have dismissed everything outta hand. no fucking wonder she waited so. fucking. long bc she knew Exactly how black people (Especially black women) are treated in by the majority of medical professionals: like god damn animals.

[when-the-world-spins-backwards]

like wow ok. the concept of "medicine" is just a another tool this country uses to demoralize, dehumanize, and kill black people all while shaking them upside down until the money stops falling out.

[when-the-world-spins-backwards]

i saw a post abouts lesbians in healthcare that was like "it sucks but ive received more comprehensive care when i lie about wanting to get pregnant" and for fat people "tell me what your diagnosis would be if i was 50, 100, 150 lbs lighter" and black people dont get that!! we cant lie and say "treat me as if i was three shades lighter" bc the biases from even seeing dark skin are so deeply embedded in the way people learn about medicine!!

[the-nerdy-autist]

...Because fat people and visibly lesbian people can always hide?

[parkchanwoohoo]

The above example is about lesbians who can and do lie about being lesbians in order to gain care, and fat people who have to (but can) ask doctors how their medical advice would differ if they were thinner. Black people (including, yes, Black lesbians and fat Black people and fat Black lesbians) do not have the luxury of lying about their identities or even getting the doctor to admit race plays a role in the care they administer. What kind of hypothetical rhetorical trap can a Black person employ to even get a doctor to admit their treatment is racialized? They can't exactly go to the doctor in full Druski-style whiteface. Obviously not every person can or wants to hide the aspects of their identity to gain care but the point is that Black people, especially dark-skinned Black people, can't even begin to delve into those hypotheticals

[luckynature]

[luckynature]

I like how everyone is saying no

[antimonarchy]

(ID: A tweet reading "Your pfp is your cook. Does the food taste good?" End ID)

[sabertoothwalrus]

seeing that post that’s been going around about how everyone should brush up on their food safety knowledge even if you think you know what you’re doing, especially if you have chronic tummy troubles. And then seeing people say they store leftovers in their oven. hey I think that post was for you

[sabertoothwalrus]

you misunderstand.

they’re storing cooked food in there while the oven is off. for days

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡