Halston you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you Halston Balestrom

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Halston you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you Halston Balestrom
Elliot march fans idk where u are but im holding yr hands
Peepaw trevor advices richter
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G
Just saw a video explaining why putting a key between each finger is more likely to hurt you than them (the keys will just get pushed back into your knuckles). A better way to hold them is to get your longest key and just clench your hand around it, like you’re making a fist. That’ll give you a lot more force and means you can use them in more scenarios (if someone grabs you from behind, you can use the key this way)
Not only for girls and women but also for boys and men.
i feel obligated to reblog this.
I hate that we need these things, but this is so so so important, it can literally save someone’s life
How to tell if your drink has been spiked:
1. The colour of it has changed
2. It’s become cloudy-looking
3. There more bubbles in it than should be
4. The ice in it sinks
If you are being followed, go to somewhere with high security like a jewellery store or a bar, if you can, and say what’s happening (the jewellery store and bar are best shots because they’re the most likely ones to believe you, the bar for obvious reasons and the jewellery store because there’s not likely to be a huge presence of toxic masculinity so you’ll be believed)
I hate it so much that i have to reblog this and that we still need this, but it’s so important!! Please everyone (yes also boys/men/enbys/genderfluids/everyone) stay safe out there!!
but I was never taught these things.
The first time I was groped, I was 10 years old. Do you feel sick yet? 10 years. What kind of fucker gropes a 10 y/o?
All I have learnt is to use my elbow or knee or fist or just duck and avoid contact. This post helped a lot, thanks.
It was the english teacher at my old school tho I did broke his nose and stabbed his stomach with a pen so
Also carry pointie / sharp or that which has a edge, it helps a lot, yk, just stab
-if you’re walking alone w/ headphones in, either have one earbud out at all times or have the music/podcast/audiobook/whatever you’re listening to on low and always listen for footsteps or other noises coming from behind you
-If there is a strange looking man in front of your building who doesn’t live there, walk around the block until he leaves so he can’t figure out that you live there and so he can’t kidnap you
-if a man is groping you against your will, go for the balls. always go for the balls. It’ll 1) hurt like hell, and 2) shock him to the point where you can probably run away and get help.
- carry pepper spray or some other type of weapon
As this site is full of readers,
1: if you’re reading a book with a large number of pages, you know, those BIG ONES, or with the hard cover, don’t leave it at home and never bring outside. I’m not saying to bring it everywhere, but if you are going to any possible dangerous places alone, bring them, in a purse or even by hand (to show it to everyone). Believe me, if you hit someone with it, it will hurt them!!
2: hairspray works just like pepper spray
3: if your being attacked, and you don’t have any pointed objects, neither training, put your fingers on the predators eyes and press it. With all your strength, it will leave them blind or disabled. Use it only if your life is in risk!
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5: the iPhones have a great setting that if you press it will call police, send them photos of your back and front cameras and send a message to the contacts you select saying your in danger; press 5times the “turn off” button and it will appear -sometimes you have to activate it before-
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I’m so happy to share these tips.
Don’t ignore pls it might save your of someone else’s life
truthfully, it’s a shame that this is a problem in the first place.
thank you to everyone who gave tips, and please reblog! it may help someone in the long run, and maybe even save their life.
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Some more tips to add:
When walking in a parking lot, either past cars that or not yours or when approaching your own car to get in always check the back seat first before getting in
get your car or house keys out of your pockets or purse before heading to your car or front door. Do not dawdle rummaging for things until you are safely inside with the doors locked.
when parked, lock your car doors - cannot stress this enough
do not sit dawdling in your car in a parking lot. Windows are easy to smash. Get in your car, drive.
If someone gets in the back of your car and wants you to drive, accelerate backward. They’re never prepared for this.
If you feel as if you are being followed, call a friend on the phone and start talking about anything. Helps to have a code phrase so they know why you are calling. If you can’t get ahold of anyone, pretend to talk on the phone. Do not text. Stay on the phone until you are somewhere safe.
If you live alone, when you get home immediately lock your door and turn all your lights on. If you can afford smart bulbs, get smart bulbs and turn on your lights before you get home.
Keep a ranged/reach weapon in your home. Like a baseball bat or umbrella.
Keep a weapon in every room. Pepper spray in drawers is very effective. Baseball bat by your bed.
Try to avoid using close-range things which can be easily used against you. This is why I don’t like pocket knives. It’s too easy for an attacker to overpower you, now you’ve pissed them off, you might get stabbed. Be smart.
Avoid fights. Run. Do not engage. Scream. If you’ve come into contact and kicked them in the balls or something. Run. Do not keep hitting them. Just run.
If you think someone is following your car, take several right turns. If they are still following you after going in a circle, you are definitely being followed. Call the cops or a friend. Do not go home.
If you think you are being followed. Do not go home. You will lead them to where you live and that’s an awful idea. Do not go home until you are certain you’re no longer being followed.
Get a dog. Preferably something with a loud bark.
If you live somewhere that allows guns and you are comfortable with them, get a shotgun. Everyone knows what cocking a shotgun sounds like and this instills fear. You probably won’t even have to use it. If you do have to use it, then the shotgun spread will mean that you won’t have to be terribly accurate.
If you are a female living alone, buy a pair of VERY LARGE men’s shoes and stick them outside your door. People are less likely to go for you if they think you live with a giant man.
Put a lock on your bedroom door if you don’t already have one. If they get through your front door, then they still have to get through your bedroom door. This buys you some time.
Buy a door alarm. They are cheap and extremely loud. Door alarms will deter most thieves and predators, since they draw attention which is the last thing they want.
If someone gropes you in public in a crowded space call them out. Scream. Draw attention. Embarrass them.
Do not go to bars alone. Tell someone where you are going. What time you expect to be back. Go with a trusted friend or preferably a group.
If you take your eyes off your drink even for a second, that drink is now dead to you. I don’t care how expensive it is.
I probably have more but these are the big ones I can think of.
Omg Tom in a old spice commercial
Gahahahah
I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh
Reblogs appreciated lmao
THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????
NANI THE FUCK?!???
Prudence from Sabrina. I love her <3 I am not the best at drawing portraits, and rarely do, but you know what they say in french : c’est en forgeant qu’on devient forgeron ! #drawing #painting #portrait #instaartist #procreate #chinomiko #prudence #sabrina #fanart #netflix #instaart #instaartwork #instartist #art #tatigabrielle https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw_fa1Ggkac/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f5dvk20i7tqk
OH MY HOLY GUACAMOLE CHINO JUST DID A FANART OF PRUDENCE?!?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me and my terrible english
Advantages of being Globgor's wife. Eclipsa is already planning her night
MCLUL: Easter 2019 Illustration
Why do they look like a band?
Its the easter edition. Honestly its the same that happened in Valentine’s day: the matching clothes.
They look like some sort of a bunny mafia
Figure skating photos are perfectly demonstrating my day to day emotions and i don’t know why I’ve never used them til now
UGH WHY:
#Greathairday
‘… why you do this?’:
‘What the FUQ u looking at me for, mate!?’
‘YEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAS’:
#Ballin’
When a hot stranger walks by:
When they ask ‘who was the weak link in the group project’:
When you find that REAL GOOD FIC:
‘MMMMM GUUURL’
When your boss tells you to do something, so you do it, but then realise you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing:
When you keep doing the job but still dont know what you’re doing and how has no one noticed yet!!???
fuck it i’m done
@damiaanos
I have a sudden need to learn ice-skating. For the sake of memes of course.
Nah, maybe not
I don't regret what I have done
me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!
me, 4 hours later:
Me everyday
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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