Yodeling Gently at the Stars

They call me Dominique, I live in Australia. I adore make-up and body painting.

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[nezumionice]

word*

[pukicho]

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.

[jasper-rolls]

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

[jakeperalta]

amy is so supportive I love them

how did jake survive on his own

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

my sibling’s desire to repeat jokes they heard on tumblr in the company of normal people and my mother’s hypersensitive militant veganism clash so often in the funniest ways

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this conversation just happened

sibling: i feel like all horses are carnivores. i don’t care what they eat. they’re carnivores in their soul.

mother: (long silence)

mother: i don’t think they are carnivores. i think they are beautiful.

[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

john mulaney’s self-awareness is …just …..way too much like that saltine joke? the joke that he looks like he’s just been sitting backstage eating saltines for 28 years? that’s…terrifyingly accurate…how does he know himself that well…i….i just. hm. WHAT what mainframe did he hack

[cinquespotted]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[chessys]

why did heelys die why were we so afraid of progress

[nerdgul]

They got banned literally everywhere heelys didn’t die they were killed by the government

[combeferret]

[trashbreather-deactivated201901]

this is gay culture

[wordssometimesfail]

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

[gotinterest]

I feel like the way people draw themselves says a lot about them.

[gotinterest]

This is the funniest fucking response I’ve ever gotten to something I’ve posted

[thetenderpassion]

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

psych prof: statistically, five people in this room have serious suicidal thoughts

me:

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[omegaverse]

i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle

[omegaverse]

im on the cell phone  holdin my dick bone im just tryna phone rome caesar gonna get some

they call me lil man lil dick itty bitty meat stick my vienna sausage dumb soft  i cant even nut quick

these rhymes go hard though like hot piss, cold snow you aint even know my dick cant get hard tho

you viagra ass hoes poppin pills to get by while  im slapping at my dick and im wondering why  my dick dont work my dick dont work  my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work

[blueberrygingerhead]

that was…surreal.

[childishgambeardo]

[lmaonade]

you guys think peach gives mario’s nose a lil’ sucky sucky? a lil’ slllurrpy slurp?

[agothorn]

my mom did that to me and my siblings as we grew up, and i always hated it

[lmaonade]

huh?

[vanjalen]

need me one like that 😤👅👅

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[marybeatriceofmodena]

Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal