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“The idea for “#ThingsThatiHear” arrived when I was visiting a cookware store in Los Angeles. A young woman was looking at her phone and gave a big sigh, turned to her friend decisively and exclaimed, “He wants to go to Bali. But I say Fiji!” I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of this “first world problem” was too much. From that moment on I started to catch all sorts of real-life conversations, that eventually turned into these illustrations.” More info: Instagram | avnergeller.com

faxmesmut

I love “aggressively positive and uninvitingly friendly.” I am going to use that everywhere now.

delladilly-deactivated20161011

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

mrrrl

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

brittascribbles

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

elodieunderglass

- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot.

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them.

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them.

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

advanced-procrastination

@ me next time, all of you

likeawildthing

@apalapucian feel like you could appreciate this too

wintersoldierogers-deactivated2

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

caitlinstuc13

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

wintersoldierogers-deactivated2

because they wanted to

commietwink

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

thehausghosts

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

victorious

fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021

me when his c*ck huge and enticing

the-light-arrow-deactivated2016

delete this

right

this video should be illegal..

pettankoprincess

dEAR GOD

malicieuxlyon

STOP

acontributor-deactivated2020032

I just realized I haven’t reblogged this in ages

memeguy-com

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

abessinier

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy

squirrelofdoom

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

official-berlin-deactivated2017

the oldest yet biggest german meme

hopeforbrighter

voidwerks

I can’t say for certain that I believe in Finland’s existence.

me: :(

me: *listens to the beatles*

me: :)

aestheticalspace

ayuliyana-blog

psychology-studyofthesoul-blog

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ayuliyana:

Just like in the game of chess.

in the psychological sense, this is very, very true. single men tend to be lonelier than everyone else in the world because they don’t have someone intimate to talk to. not “intimate” like “oh let’s get frisky,” but in the emotional sense. when a boy has a girl, if the relationship actually means something and if he lets his guard down and trusts the girl, he will talk to his girl about his problems, thoughts, dreams, etc. normally, guys tend to not have someone to talk to about such things, while girls do. girls talk to other girls and they get emotional support from each other. guys tend to not talk to their guy friends about such deep things in fear that they’d look like a wuss or something. and thus, which is why they happen to be lonelier than anyone else in the world.

also, when compared, a lonely boy will be judged more harshly than a lonely girl. when the scenarios are given: “Jane just moved to college and hasn’t formed any friends yet. She feels lonely. Sometimes, she even cries at night;” and “John just moved to college and hasn’t formed any friends yet. He feels lonely. Sometimes, he even cries at night,” everyone will usually sympathize more with Jane than with John. John will be told to “suck it up” and move on with his life.

thank you, Interpersonal Psychology.

true.