[localstarboy]

Daughter:“Can I cuss?” Mom:“No” 💀😂

[alexbelvocal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[jjsinterlude]

“If I die, I’ll never forget you mama” “Stop talking to me” LMAO

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

😂

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Why momma lookin like she just had sex …

[blackdrummerboy]

I thought I was the only who noticed she just started biting her lip for no reason 😂😂💀

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Riiiiight she told her “stop talking” cause she was focused on a nut …im just saying😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I’m glad its not just me

[alwaysbewoke]

it’s as clear as day!

she busted the nut right here…

and now all this is the afterglow…

[sweetcribs]

OMG!!! LMAO!! she looks satisfied tho.

[bantugal]

I’m glad I saw this because I thought I was the only one that gets orgasms on rides

[90zdevil]

@ebonybyg

Wait, are you kidding or???

Never heard of that lol 😂

[bantugal]

Lol I’m so serious, it happens to my sister too. That’s why we don’t like rides that drop or when planes are landing. It’s not like an all out orgasm but yea

[socialist-whore]

I did not know that’s a thing that can happen

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

This just changed the whole video. So when she tells the kid to stop talking to her she….

[itsyourstrulyalexis-deactivated]

Bruhhhhhh she really came hard on that ride 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[dykeactivities]

those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers

the secretary who is Tired

finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)

singing songs u learned in middle school language classes

the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

[imnotasweetie]

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

[nightborne4life-deactivated2018]

This all sounds so fucking weird…

[captainlordauditor]

“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”

“did you just flip the bird at us?”

“I did flip the bird, yeah”

“but did you flip it at US?”

“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”

“not very”

“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”

[kitmarlowes]

let’s just appreciate that this is a conversation that actually literally happens in one of the greatest plays in the english language

[teaboot]

“You talking to ME?”

“What if I was?”

“Then I’ll kick the shit out of you.”

“Then no, I was not”

[dragondicks]

[ruinedchildhood]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[bob-belcher]

[trapcard]

why are people doing that “im not a fan of ariana grande but-” thing. like literally no one gives a fuck if you like her music or not?? she has the deaths of a bunch of kids on her shoulders what does that have to do with her music yall are weird lmao.

[lagonegirl]

His actual name is Steven Udotong, for anyone wondering what his actual name is. Kid is smart. He made a GoFundMe page to get the money to build it, and then he actually build it. Too many people use those pages just to get money, but I love that the kid went through with it. #BlackExcellence 

[imoverallofit]

Don’t even respect that young man enough to acknowledge his name..

[yolomort]

Freud: We're all obsessed with penises and want to have sex with our mothers.

Everyone else: No? I think that's just you?

Freud: No I'm pretty sure it's everyone.

[snorlaxatives]

the scooby doo animated film renaissance (around 1998 to 2001) in which zombie island, alien invaders, witches ghost, and cyber chase came out was literally an iconic era in animation history… the disney renaissance whom??

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

[mundanemagpie-blog]

today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS

[zambonirider]

Did you know that cougars/mountain lions are not considered “big cats” because they cannot roar? They communicate more like house cats than lions or tigers!

[benadryldad-deactivated20170904]

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

[1800bears-deactivated20200929]

me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad

[slavery]

She’s like the employee of the month but in my heart

[harryedward]

she is two years old

[jigglypuffsvevo]

being the last one left in a room with a friend of a friend can be so uncomfortable