Ways I Am Like the Standard Model
Clearly flawed, but with no obvious path to improvement
Can go from a top to a bottom under the right circumstances
I too have a problem with hierarchy
Influenced by Richard Feynman
Too weird to be widely understood
If you froze my body and shattered it down the middle that would arguably be symmetry breaking
Lots of self-coupling
Many of my interactions are weak
Incompatible with gravity (I fell out of bed the other day)
Will break down under extreme conditions
All of my friends describe me as a gauge quantum field theory containing the internal symmetries of the unitary product group SU(3) × SU(2) × U(1)
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