The Shitpost Blog💫

28▪️this blog is almost as big of a mess as my life tbh▪️aesthetic side blog: @existingmess

[lunapequena]

Idk how to flirt, can I be your biggest headache?

[mysharona1987]

[o-blivia]

If you're wondering why there's so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn't actually led to people working less like it was supposed to...

[kosmogrl]

[angelnumber27]

[noctivienne]

"you just want attention." yeah, i do. so are you gonna give it to me or not?

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[gryffinite-gremlinlord]

Mulder's got a point

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[lichcoil]

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

[anxeious]

[freakoutgirl]

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

[truedomdaddy]

[ramshacklefey]

[greelin]

“how’s your head?” supposedly wonderful but i don’t believe you should be asking me that

[greelin]

ohhh you mean. do i still have a migraine. Well yes!

[worst-egirl]

weirdly enough i think it's easier to accept non sexual nudity if you're a bit of a a pervert. like people think "boobs are too sexy, people can't be normal about them", and it seems like a compelling argument, boobs are sexy. but when you realise that other things are sexy as well, things like stomachs, thighs, feet, back muscles, and you can normal about them in a non sexual context, so there's no reason anyone can't be normal about any other part of the body.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[femme-fangs]

it's mandatory i fear. sorry i don't make the rules :/

[yellow-yarrow]

Saw this on tiktok. Unironically same