garff

28 / F / Cornfield, USA

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[purplelittlemermaid]

😂

[2pacsauntie]

She actually took a picture of him and sent it to him lmfaoooo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[pettylifepresident]

Me as a parent

[angelicbreadroll]

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

[stability]

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[saddest-cat-hours]

[eldritchdoorman]

[kathrynroseksk]

dead

[cristinterrill]

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

[officialrammytheram-blog]

Furries these days

[miggylol]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

[friendlyneighborhoodpixie]

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

[beaft]

you are like a little baby. watch this.

[trinklied]

#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post  

ok

[rigberts]

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

This is fucking jarmageddon

[darcystarlizzie]

Dane DeHaan has a joke driver’s license photo.

[senderded]

[meanplastic]

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I’m crying help

[weasleysara]

Frank Iero vs Melonshark on instagram

[shortvideosandstuff]

[chubstr]

Like many things on Tumblr, I have no idea what this is, but I love it.

[yoonisskully]

Manasota Key, Englewood, FL October 2016

[yoonisskully]

The Nature Institute, Godfrey, IL Halloween 2016

[yoonisskully]

Caspersen Beach, Venice, FL October 2016