all the stuff

[theocseason4]

[800-dick-pics]

cooking mamas daughter just is goin ape!

[the-grimdark-emporium]

Never let generosity hold hostages; courtesy is an essential tool, but a cruel master.

[bowelflies]

    ( °⬦ ° )(  ° ♢°) ( °⟷°)(° ⮙ °)(° ♢ °)          ( ° ⌵ °)

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[young-replica]

[justcatposts]

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

[woodfin-deactivated20211110]

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

[taste-of-chocotate]

My new hobby: recreating vines in New Horizons

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[voyagergifs]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[compassionvi]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Plumehead illustrations by Annis Naeem

This artist’s Website // Instagram // Facebook

[secondlina]

I drew this very specific ace artist meme with Mothman because I wanted to feel some happiness specific to me.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Fleshy by Alexandra Reeves

This artist on Twitter

[ostinlein]

I don’t why, but my posts here have the form of WIPs all the time, I hope you like it, I myself like to see how artist creates drawing or animation. =) Character belongs to https://www.furaffinity.net/user/noobrus/

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

hey i really think y’all should watch this

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[rudolph-the-rednosed-reinqueer]

There👏🏼 are👏🏼 different👏🏼 types👏🏼 of👏🏼 sharks👏🏼

[bransonreese]

and 👏 they’re 👏 all 👏 smooth👏

[moved-to-applecider-junkie-deac]

from one way, they are; the other way, not so much

[bransonreese]

You’re half right. From one way they are smooth, but from the other way they’re also smooth.

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

how about we realize that the original comic was most likely speaking about sea lions…?

[bransonreese]

It literally says “sharks” in the title