[witchbitchemma]

Witch house aesthetic 🌿🍂🌷🌙☀️☕️

[welcome-the-magick]

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

Stabulous.

[romy7]

[mickeyjperez]

I want 7

[tastefullyoffensive]

[b0ggyb1tch]

I would die for Pepper

[capriciousarsonist]

zodiac signs as footwear

aries:

taurus:

gemini:

cancer:

leo:

virgo:

libra:

scorpio:

sagittarius:

capricorn:

aquarius:

pisces:

[ectobibliography]

Listen I know this is just for the Homestuck joke but fuck you for making me look at those goddamn hoof shoes for taurus

[nulliosios]

Ghost Hunter : hey ghost can you move something for me?? Like a chair or a book or say something to us idk I want something

Ghost : sorry I’m not open for requests but I do commissions

[snh-snh-snh]

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[disgustinganimals]

Couldn’t risk not sharing this with my followers. These dinosaurs in the reblogs are very reassuring.

[coldlikedeath]

Eggs.

[did-you-know]

Summers in Vietnam are so unbearably hot and humid that people often need to use whatever random objects they can find to shield themselves from the sun. Source Source 2 Source 3

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[wookiees]

the jedi way

don’t get angry

don’t get attached

don’t get sad

just stop feeling

the sith

unleash your emotions!

and get a cool lightsaber and fancy name FOR FREE!!!

[foxflightstudios]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

[kiss-me-over-the-garden-gate]

@lexi-cakes

[chinon]

my wife: actively pushing out our baby

me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries

[erezkaan]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

[catwithbenefits]

Waluigi looks like he’s trying to hide his excitement

[slowbrodawg]

It’s okay i left him everything in my will