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infizero-draws

internet tgirl support group

changelingcoded

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

changelingcoded

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

changelingcoded

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

charl0ttan

sorry for karky stucking

charl0ttan

this is nothing. this is less than a post

charl0ttan

i never even karky stucked. i didnt karky stuck at all. ever

anyagobsin

its-gorbin-time

June writes an email

phorbolicious

Homestuck au but the only difference is that the beta kids play sburb at 30 years old

turing-tested

wizardshark

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

wizardshark

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

#in three months will be this post’s 13th birthday #maybe then we should give it a name

shiftythrifting

Most Baffling shirt I have ever found

Found this gem at value village in Toronto, naturally had to buy it. Cursed knowledge of homestuck doesn’t make it any less confusing.

wcender

neostellarjpg

telmayy

racistcharacterof2day

Racist character of the day:

Vriska Serket from "Homestuck"

teomodo

you feel yourself, blindfolded and bound, being manhandled out of the trunk of a car and shuffled into a basement where you're tied to a folding chair. your blindfold is ripped off, and when your eyes adjust to the harsh light thrown from the bare bulb hanging from the ceiling, you realize i've added you to my feastings homestuck pixel family

pankendev

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

hms-no-fun

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

rathayibacter

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

hms-no-fun

LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!