homestuck quarantine zone

icon by 6ark, which I haven't changed since the homestuck.com shift. half of you haven't changed it either though

[its-gorbin-time]

June writes an email

[phorbolicious]

Homestuck au but the only difference is that the beta kids play sburb at 30 years old

[turing-tested]

[wizardshark]

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

[wizardshark]

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

[shiftythrifting]

Most Baffling shirt I have ever found

Found this gem at value village in Toronto, naturally had to buy it. Cursed knowledge of homestuck doesn’t make it any less confusing.

[wcender]

[neostellarjpg]

[telmayy]

[racistcharacterof2day]

Racist character of the day:

Vriska Serket from "Homestuck"

[teomodo]

you feel yourself, blindfolded and bound, being manhandled out of the trunk of a car and shuffled into a basement where you're tied to a folding chair. your blindfold is ripped off, and when your eyes adjust to the harsh light thrown from the bare bulb hanging from the ceiling, you realize i've added you to my feastings homestuck pixel family

[pankendev]

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

[hms-no-fun]

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

[rathayibacter]

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

[hms-no-fun]

LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!

[indigonite]

had to

[energyprison]

oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me

[quexeptional-deactivated2026040]

we juggling more homestuck

[pancakemolybdenum]

happy cascade day!!!!!!!!!!! is this not what happened

[maishroom]

when I'm green and wear circular glasses and lonely and know more lore about our world than my friends and I keep that information from them and-

[demilypyro]

what the fuck

yo this shit is straight videogames

[demilypyro]

yo they is playing straight videogames

[hellsitegenetics]

do you like homestuck

whats that

[hellsitegenetics]

[alwayswasalwayswillbeourland]

[helltiervriska]

everything sucks. post 2023 vriska bong photo