[ssaltlicker]

[gifmovie]

[youxalways-deactivated20160428]

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

[skypestripper]

[bearded-hypertrophy-deactivated]

lmfaoooo

[natethedragon]

LMFAO WHYYYY

[mustyballsack-deactivated201608]

I hate yall😒 lmao

[cosmic-noir]

You know what?

[tellyjpg]

YOU ARE ALL BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[onlyblackgirl]

Why…

[madam-slay]

What Benedict Cumberbatch movie is this?

[cevans-beard-rider]

WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST?! And, more importantly, why the fuck are you heathens littering my dash with this ungodly content?! Hell. You’re going there.

[mickeyjperez]

[sarahconnorjr]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[thebootydiaries]

Axe Murderer: Time to die

Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this

Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone

My Mama: I TOLD YOU

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[snorlaxatives]

i want a sugar mama in my life

[ferb]

[snorlaxatives]

not what i had in mind but she will do

[plasticprince1-deactivated20120]

[surprisebitch]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products 

[kumquatmango]

okay seriously why does EVERY lactose intolerant person just. Eat/Drink dairy even when y'all KNOW it’s gonna hurt. The level of nihilism that lactose intolerant people have achieved is insanely chaotic and I don’t know what to do.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[teuer]

me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working

[khadidon]

#RayJHatChallenge

Twitter: @khadidon | Instagram: @Khadi

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

[solarcitrus]

This is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[wolg-fang]

Me, absolutely toasted, at 12:46 a.m. EST

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”