Scrublord

Don't argue with me or I'll cry

[webanglikethat]

please PLEASE check on your queer American friends

also click here for a rant / reminder that we ARE going to be alright. please hang on. please.

[t4timekeeper]

are you in the right headspace right now to receive my big gay dance

[mrhealyourgirl]

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[strayknight]

i love showing this gif to my friends whenever i become incapable of speech to show that im fine but its just shut up time now

[lukois]

getting really into penis lately

[tallrugbyguy]

Is it getting into YOU, though?

[lukois]

[valtsv]

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

[valtsv]

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

[juney-blues]

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[ampervadasz]

Anger

[hellsite-yano]

hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you

[memeuplift]

[cumdumpstiel]

new selena gomez song called my vagina fell off

[cumdumpstiel]

new bjork song called mixed berries are a healthy snack

[cumdumpstiel]

gonna be real i don't remember posting this one

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[beardedmrbean]

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

i cant stop thinking. about this cat

[kaydenunderthesea]

Is there any scene in SpongeBob that’s small but you’ll always remember? Boo Boo keys!

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[wellwaterhysteria]

a very quick poem i just wrote, made from excerpts of texts my mum has sent me this year.

[wellwaterhysteria]

HELLO???