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jerome once lived an entire weekend in a k-mart, and his secodary hideout in gotham is an abandoned ikea. it’s the perfect spot because seriously, who would ever think to look for him in an ikea? harley ( @crimescupid ) occasionally shows up to hide out as well, but the place is so big they never have to interact - it’s perfect.

#. look at me and you'll see i'm not crazy ;; about #crimescupid

Ahem.

C A N O O D L E

#feltcalling #onexbadday #. what've you got to lose ? except your sanity ;; crack

lilac-rph

— Yeah, I 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 I’m a disappointment.

#. i just wanna paint the town crazy ;; musings

letmemusings

If you can’t smile in the face of death, what can you smile at?

#. i just wanna paint the town crazy ;; musings

Jerome: Can I ask a dumb question?

Bruce: Better than anyone I know.

#. what've you got to lose ? except your sanity ;; crack #. we make a pretty good team ;; brucie & me #feltcalling #bruce wayne #jerome valeska #source : incorrect quotes

mattrnurdock

#. but don't be a / nagging / drunken whore ;; lila valeska #. a pathetic old / creep / like you ;; paul cicero #. don'cha just / love / family ? ;; mommy & daddy & me

#. just remember : smile ;; aesthetics

#. clever as the devil and twice as pretty too ;; visage #. oswald's jealous ex ;; nygma #. screaming at the thought of you ;; music

SB: How did you get so damn sexy?

Me: God owed me a favor.

#. look at me and you'll see i'm not crazy ;; about

worldly-diversity

TWISTED / TOXIC SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ you must forgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places. ❜ ❛ i don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for. ❜ ❛ perhaps you should mind your tongue, lest i put it to better use. ❜ ❛ i love watching you react, how but a few words can turn your entire world on its axis. i revel in it. ❜ ❛ go ahead, come a little closer. curiosity isn’t so bad, now is it? let it drive you further and further into the abyss. ❜ ❛ are you getting possessive? come now love, you know better than to think i could ever belong to anyone, least of all you! ❜ ❛ what happened, what’s going on? everything’s so dark… ❜ ❛ curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. so why do i feel like i’ve fallen into pieces? ❜ ❛ some things are better left undiscovered. ❜ ❛ you’d look so much prettier in red… shall i coat you in it? ❜ ❛ that… that’s not really paint, is it? ❜ ❛ you can follow the trail, if you wish, but remember! the road back may become too obscured to follow. ❜ ❛ i think i’ve gotten lost, i’m still me but everything feels twisted. ❜ ❛ don’t you worry my dear, i’ll take good care of you i promise. didn’t you know a demon/monster always keeps his/her word? ❜ ❛ don’t you worry about a thing pet, i’ll take care of everything so just sit there and look pretty for me. ❜ ❛ i have to get back, i can’t stay here! ❜ ❛ did you really think i’d let you go so easily? ❜ ❛ nothing’s over while i’m breathing! ❜

#. we are tonight's entertainment ! ;; meme