i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

if i look back, i am lost
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i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine
I think we can all agree that the best part of a video game is the footstep sounds. If a game has v pleasing running and walking sounds I will play. Bonus points if the sound changes depending on what they’re walking on,..,,yeah that’s the good shit
fun fact: any policy on drugs that isn’t harm reduction is going to cause addicts to suffer and die
fun fact: Drug addiction is a public health issue, and approaching it as if it were a law enforcement issue is prejudicial to addicts and will result in their suffering and death
if you just assume addiction is a method of self-medicating, you’ll pretty much never be wrong.
now, not everything people self-medicate for actually has a proper treatment. i’m pretty sure the reason my uncle made sure to be slightly drunk at all times ‘to round the sharp corners off of things’ was sensory processing disorder. i have that too, and i just kind of accept that i’m going to randomly get my brain sandpapered from time to time. there is no medication for that. all you can do is dull your senses. i’ve chosen not to, but i can’t blame him for his decisions. when a ringing phone feels like getting hit upside the head with a frying pan, liver damage sounds like a fair price to pay.
anyway, it seems really self-evident to me that people don’t enjoy living the life of an addict, they do it because the alternative looks worse. people don’t get addicted to substances just for funsies. they start making a habit of taking something because of insomnia, or grief, or headaches, or depression, or seething undirected rage and terror they can’t put a name to – something that they can’t ignore or shrug off. and for whatever reason – lack of access, lack of knowlege, lack of money, or it just plain doesn’t exist – they aren’t able to apply the Approved Correct Remedy. they use what they can get.
addicts aren’t some weird otherfolk who inexplicably just Do Drugs because they’re Bad. addicts are you with a problem you can’t solve.
these facts aren’t fun but they are pretty important
Not even I know the scope of my abilities.
put some pebbles in your mouth
Okay
This isn’t an ability
Running with the pheasants
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I know that all birds are dinosaurs, but some birds are better at looking like dinosaurs than others.
At a first glance, those look like small theropods. Honestly, you’d hardly even need any editing to make those convincing live action dinos.
“oh that’s a lot of birds”
*camera turns*
“oh that’s a LOT of birds”
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to whom it WILL concern
i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate
some of you really need to be taken down to the back hay paddock that’s ready to be cut and be allowed to run through the long grass
go on, git
the rest of you are going in the river
Omg I took the Covid vaccine and now my dick looks bigger?? Anybody else experience this?
I'm a healthcare worker and getting the vaccine gave me D cups
He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.
this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it
He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot
you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching
Legolas at the Battle of Helm’s Deep