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Hello! I'm Jon, nerd, gamer, comedy lover and tv addict. I post what I please so be prepared for that

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[memewhore]

[eronlovesyaoi]

this joke killed me

[rynnthefangirl]

BoJack Horseman: okay, so we need to have clever and witty animal puns for every real world store our characters go to.

BoJack Horseman:

[tredlocity]

Tom Hardy (Who Is A Cat)

[island-delver-go]

LMAO

[gbcgraphics]

When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[museumably]

Did we learn nothing from Tom Cruise’s Mummy?

[alexxdz]

Are you sure that is the reference you wanna go with?

[scope-dogg]

How can anyone learn from something nobody saw

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flippyspoon]

[biselfesteem]

[ahsadler]

[medievalthymes]

Playing anything after playing assassin’s creed for a month: why the fUCK can’t I climb this

[charminglyantiquated]

assassin’s creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didn’t even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.

[catty-bojangles]

One time I played so much Bioshock at the weekend that on my walk to uni the next day I saw a vaguely rectangular bit of trash out the corner of my eye and automatically thought “better pick up that first aid kit”

[datmos]

When fallout 4 came out, I played so much of it that when I saw a pile of wood near my house, I tried to scrap it and was perplexed as to why it wasn’t selectable.

[poupon]

after playing the sims i mistakenly thought i was alive and  had feelings

[granpuff]

You guys wanna see a mildly upsetting image from my campus gym

[granpuff]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[thecryptkeeper]

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’:

[iwilleatyourenglish]

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

[iwilleatyourenglish]

one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal

“how did you all manage to survive?”

“survive?”

“the nuclear war??”

“the what”

[clarkonly]

LMAO but wouldn’t the rest of the world send help or something like that?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

nah australians instantly switched over to leather fetish gear, frankenstein trucks, and machine guns the minute shit went south. the UN aid workers got there and saw this

and just turned right the fuck back around

[infiniteinterior]

[lesbianrey]

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[mopeypome]

they forgot travis.

[goth-gay]

Here he is!

[nyoiiceland]

Now let’s not forget Clint too