Cross Your Heart

Lebanese Misfit.

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[greelin]

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[angeluslorelei-deactivated20181]

Alright money Tubbs hook me up!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I trust in Money Tubbs :)

[ceejles]

Blessed be Tubbs!

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[gdfalksen]

Get them, Children. 

[sixpenceee]

Father of bride stops wedding to bring stepdad up front

Todd Bachman, father of the bride, brought his daughter to the beginning of the aisle but he stopped the procession while people were confused at his actions and he walked up to his daughter’s stepfather. Todd reached out his hand and grabbed Brittany’s stepfather and pulled him down the aisle to walk their daughter down the aisle together. 

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[princessesfanarts]

[awesome-picz]

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Thire Crimes.

[phastos]

“Maybe I was just gazing at Sebastian Stan too much.”

Bonus:

[whenharrymetsallys]

[gifbro]

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[denaebenites2]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[falseknees]

I actually find this reassuring somehow

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[mockwa]

[anarcho-compass]

Jesus

[i-rather-be-lost]

This is so satisfying to watch