My Life Is Extremely Going Downhill

I’d like to preface this whole next section by reminding everyone I’m fine.

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[herfleur]

girl, your competition isn’t other people

it’s your bad habits ⋆ your distractions ⋆ your insecurities ⋆ your lack of discipline ⋆ your procrastination ⋆ your ego ⋆ your fears ⋆ your broken routine ⋆ your addictions ⋆ the person you don't want to be anymore

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[depsidase]

[gingeralewizard]

tbh people don't give zuko enough credit like wtf are you supposed to say when someone hits you with "my girlfriend turned into the moon" like. damn. that is in fact rough buddy

[conceivablyanyone]

The fear is that you get sand in your vagina and then in 9 months you shoot out a pearl

[conceivablyanyone]

APOLOGIES to everyone in the notes. Here is a new post just for you:

The hope is that you get sand in your vagina and then in 9 months you shoot out a pearl

[libertea-and-icedcoffee]

[horrorfag420]

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Putting these on the shelf above my bed so they can heckle me while I have sex

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Bend over? More like I wish it was over! ahahahaha”

“She wants you to pull her hair? I’ve been pulling my hair out this whole time! ahahahaha”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“Wow that guy’s really hard… Hard to watch! ahahaha”

[dissonant-aria]

"You're cuming? Well I'm going. Ahahhahaha"

[egberts]

"She's getting laid and I'm getting laid to rest... these two are boring me to death ahahahaha!!"

[hellish-daddi]

[theconcealedweapon]

[charlesoberonn]

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

[girlsontanks]

Nessie turning around in the lake:

[iapislazuli]

I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

[ducktollers]

u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Please i thought this was Chappell Roan