dirt enthusiast
Discoholic 🪩
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
RMH
Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
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@youjustgotknoped
Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.
I’M SO IN.
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?
youre right, god is real
goals [x]
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
okay if you haven’t yet, take the ilvermorny sorting quiz here and then reblog this with your hogwarts house and ilvermorny house in the tags for science
This is so cute I love it I love it I’m so happy
Why is she so adorable omg
inspo
@berniewong this is next level, but I’m sure you can still appreciate it. She’s making me want to paint my stairs. That’s for sure.
James Potter after drinking Polyjuice Potion in the girls' dorms: So a friend of mine saw James Potter take off his shirt at quidditch practice and he said that James Potter had an eight pack. That James Potter was shredded.
Lily: James Potter is a punk ass bitch.
I have to stop getting drunk and connecting with people on LinkedIn
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
This is amazing
where is their Oscar
Listen. please do Not make this tweet into a meme. this tweet is good and pure and hilarious all on its own do not make it suffer the same fate as spiders georg thank you
tumblr: i have made a Meme you: you fucked up a perfectly good tweet is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
luke skywalker: hi i'm luke skywalker i'm here to rescue you! And this is my friend Han, he's amazing and He DROVE Me Here
local commercials are so funny like….. the fact that everyone in your area knows the jingle or whatever but nobody outside of the area…. it’s like… a Secret Local Meme
