secret re-blog account

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[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[animentality]

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[all-seeing-tomato]

Me: Oh cool! I think it's one of those funny posts from 2016!

*checks the post date*

WHAT

[consumerofshorthomies]

Tomato, it's from yesterday and started this november

[all-seeing-tomato]

THAT'S WHY I SAID WHAT

[seven-oh-four]

but the post is from this month, not 2016. so why did you say that

[all-seeing-tomato]

because it was not, in fact, from 2016. It just had the vibes, and I found that shocking.

[seven-oh-four]

but you said it was from 2016

[retrofps]

does anyone in this thread wanna see my hedgehog

[seven-oh-four]

omg yes show

[retrofps]

ok heres the

[catboybiologist]

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[guiltiest-gear]

Welp it’s that day again

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

Do people just have this queued or something`??

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

This always appears on the 15th-

[live-and-learn]

IT WORKED

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[guiltiest-gear]

Welp it’s that day again

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

Do people just have this queued or something`??

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

This always appears on the 15th-

[live-and-learn]

IT WORKED

[pukicho]

my dog is as old as you and also pisses everywhere

We share many similarities

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

[askicetheleopard]

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[adeafad]

might have done this before but oh well

⬅️👍

@mars-paws @pep-the-artemis @aphadole @solarspinel @solver002 @truedarksword @lixie-the-reader

[solver002]

🤚🏳️‍⚧️

Well nothing seems to have changed

@biscu1ts @low-battery-warniing @wispcandle @uzibrainrot

[prosteishiysputnik]

☺️👍

???

uh tagging ig @quarsonist @jay-soaring @saffronstoats @stolen-paprika @the-great-papyru sorry if y’all don’t want pings :’)

[quarsonist]

📈🔥

LMAO BURNING STATISTICS

@i-like-her-like-that @thesaddestjoysandthesmallestlies @hey-its-saturn @t0esniffer69

[inaudiblescreamsandinsanedreams]

💛✨

makes sense

open tags

[ill-leave-the-porch-light-on]

💚😭

??????

Open tags lol

[elowanderer]

✨🤏

Accurate (I'm sparkly and I'm short)

[exoni]

🥫🥣

souuuuup

[m00nvale]

™️💀

i am skull emoji tm gender

[youknowme-youknowmenot]

👎🙄

I am soo over gender, obviously. Fuck it ig.

[crybabydraws]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[slpytired]

i, too, make this face when i am told i get $2000 to spend as i please

[slpytired]

reblog this post to get $2000 to spend as you please

you can reblog it multiple times for more money go crazy

[jambalaika-deactivated20240810]

Who is it?💕

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[aurae-rori]

snek please bless me

[youknowme-youknowmenot]

I am being soo normal right now, and am definitely not panicking about a coach I'm catching in an hour (in which it takes 10 mins to get to the station)

[youknowme-youknowmenot]

I am 40 minutes early.