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"If It Squeaks, We'll Stomp it" Proudly Serving the Chicagoland Area Since 1994.

[prokopetz]

We give Victor Hugo a hard time about his tangents, but I don’t think J R R Tolkien gets enough recognition for cold opening The Lord of the Rings – book one, page one – with a 7500-word essay on the history and politics of the Shire, complete with APA-formatted citations of the story’s own appendices, before introducing a single named character.

[cozyhallloween]

[omegaverse]

Your icon is so cute 😍

tyyyy

[avvocarlo]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[wvxi]

Please

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[guooey]

[theweirdwideweb]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[garrettauthor]

How to trick a monkey.

[monkeysky]

ultimate legend posts

[midiport]

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[rokenford]

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

[iamoutofideas]

[wayneradiotv]

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

[wayneradiotv]

you know what i meant

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

[newkidsonmycock35]

[teamyellremade]

[webfinds]

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn