🐸 hell🐸

please don't expect anything they/them, autistic, 17, dutch.

[pandalikeelf]

The Witcher Season 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix 

[oviids]

I started breaking the spn news to my mom but she said one of the funniest things possible to try and comfort me

[weaselle]

as someone who has never seen an episode of spn in my life but has lived here on tumblr for way too long, “it’s just a show honey and it’s probably written by men” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed

[holdoncallfailed]

this is how my mutuals and i do media analysis

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[thegenderal]

Have we all seen the lyrics to that new grimes song

[thegenderal]

[foxbirdy]

[thegenderal]

If i ever care enough about grimes to lie about her on the internet i need you all to take me out back and shoot me

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[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

A polycule presidency ought to have the worst breakup

[cryptid-sighting]

Oh, you all just now learning about the trilateral executive branch? Fucking casuals

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i literally live here

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[blinkpen]

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn’t have to do it anymore. i don’t think i’ll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL 2021 BANNED SPELL LIST:

Unending penis barrage

Summon Ketamine Ape

Greater Baja Blast

Transmute Idaho

Homoerotic Vortex

[nonchalanccce]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

the superior Spider-people

[morbidology]

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

[asordidbarwere]

[toastbutteregg]

[pseudomantis]

Newly discovered single celled organisms

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

A hot mess of cats

[mc-slowwalker]

not the christian icon I expected to be sheilds4dream but go off I guess

[galatoma]

Since a decent amount of you are begging for context, the twitter user santadecides made a tweet today saying that dream is on the nice list this year, and as you can guess, that has prompted a lot of backlash from the general twitter populace

However SantaDecides is holding their ground against the angry people in the replies, so here we are

[headspace-hotel]

Might fuck around and spread misinformation

[headspace-hotel]

PDF stands for penis dick file

[funnytwittertweets]