Your Babushka

Life be crazy, BE CRAZIER. She/Her Wuh luh wuh

[your-babushka]

Gay people are born in pride month.

#its my fuckin birthday.

[your-babushka]

Huh? You want to know my strategy for getting over an ED?

Just eat pussy.

You'll never want to throw it up!

(HAHAHA god im so single.)

[your-babushka]

I love them.

[your-babushka]

Didn't get invited to the ENTIRE SCHOOL party. I CAN PARTY IT DOWN?! LIKE I KNOW IM BITCHY AND UNLIKEABLE AND SHIT BUT LIKE-

I have feewings toooo

"Why weren't you at the party, everyone was there!" -DG girl. Love you dg girl ♡

(I dont even know her name, they invited a nobody but didnt invite me-)

[your-babushka]

SUMMER DEPRESSION

THERES SO MUCH TIME TO QUESTION MY LIFE

SUMMER DEPRESSION

SUMMER DEPRESSION.

[your-babushka]

Still recovering from the fact that we KILLED ECHO?!

[your-babushka]

HAPPY PRIDE ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

THANK YOU. HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY THEYS GAYS AND BAES!!!

[your-babushka]

Im so hi rn

[your-babushka]

I wish someone would listen to love songs thinking about me

(not my fucking ex though. "those eyes", dude no.)

[your-babushka]

Why is my school podcast booth such a good place to hookup

Like, I never have. But so many people have, that like. They have to monitor it at all times.

ITS A DARK. SOUNDPROOF ROOM. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. (there is literally padding, and pillows, like. IF YOU DONT WANT PEOPLE TO FUCK THERE, MAKE IT LESS FUCKABLE!?!?!)

[your-babushka]

My asshole is tight, but my bond with god is even tighter

[vazdelart]

[your-babushka]

wtf is this.

IM SO UNCOMFY.

FIRST OF ALL, THATS THE SAME PERSON

SECOND OF ALL OH GOD THE AGE GAP.

THIRD OF ALL. we all know younger glinda would top.

[your-babushka]

My ex-boyfriend core

[your-babushka]

W grandma

[your-babushka]

How many?

"How many Einstiens have spent their lives washing dishes. How many Mozarts bent over stoves instead of pianos. All because they had the unfortune of being born a woman. -FunkyFrogBait.

(rewatching funky videos because this woman never posts and god does it make me depressed. Once a month, but after that god damn long month is over. She shows up with a fucking masterpiece of a shit show.)

[your-babushka]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENNIS

So I live around the North and I reallyyyy want to go into ND to find the bar where Dennis was banned from. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA AND THE INTERNET WONT TELL ME.

So I plan to just go around every single bar in that godforsaken state and ask if they know a Dennis.

BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY KNOWN FUCKING STORY ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DENNIS FUCKING DID

[your-babushka]

Pov: you stay over at someone's house and she pulls out the cornflakes

Brain:

Aftermath:

Night=successful.