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HAPPY PRIDE ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

THANK YOU. HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY THEYS GAYS AND BAES!!!

Im so hi rn

I wish someone would listen to love songs thinking about me

(not my fucking ex though. "those eyes", dude no.)

Why is my school podcast booth such a good place to hookup

Like, I never have. But so many people have, that like. They have to monitor it at all times.

ITS A DARK. SOUNDPROOF ROOM. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. (there is literally padding, and pillows, like. IF YOU DONT WANT PEOPLE TO FUCK THERE, MAKE IT LESS FUCKABLE!?!?!)

My asshole is tight, but my bond with god is even tighter

vazdelart

your-babushka

wtf is this.

IM SO UNCOMFY.

FIRST OF ALL, THATS THE SAME PERSON

SECOND OF ALL OH GOD THE AGE GAP.

THIRD OF ALL. we all know younger glinda would top.

My ex-boyfriend core

W grandma

How many?

"How many Einstiens have spent their lives washing dishes. How many Mozarts bent over stoves instead of pianos. All because they had the unfortune of being born a woman. -FunkyFrogBait.

(rewatching funky videos because this woman never posts and god does it make me depressed. Once a month, but after that god damn long month is over. She shows up with a fucking masterpiece of a shit show.)

#funkyfrogbait

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENNIS

So I live around the North and I reallyyyy want to go into ND to find the bar where Dennis was banned from. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA AND THE INTERNET WONT TELL ME.

So I plan to just go around every single bar in that godforsaken state and ask if they know a Dennis.

BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY KNOWN FUCKING STORY ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DENNIS FUCKING DID

#dennis #banned bar #north dakota #nd

Pov: you stay over at someone's house and she pulls out the cornflakes

Brain:

Aftermath:

Night=successful.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

#wlw #wlw yearning #wlw post #lgbtq #sapphic #lesbianism #wuh luh wuh #lesbian

Summer shopping listttt!

Flannel. Flannel. Flannel. Flannel. When you think it's too much flannel, add five more.

Plain jean shorts. I SEE YOU FUTURE ME! PUT DOWN THOSE FLORAL AND JEM COVERED JORTS! NO. THEY DONT GO TOGETHER WITH THE FLANNELS. PAIR THEM WITH CARDIGANS YOU DUMB WHORE.

Sleeveless shirts. I flexed the sleeves off with my baby arms. Rawr.

MORE HEELS. I DONT CARE IF YOUR FEET HURT! MORE HEELS!

Strapless bras. And sports bras. Need... AND NOT VICTORIAS SECRET GOD WE HAVE TOO MUCH THATS ONLY TO MATCH WITH THE GURLIES.

More eyeliner colors. No more winter colors, bring out those greens and oranges.

Face jems! Face jems! Face jems! Face jems! YOU COULDNT WEAR THEM DURING SCHOOL, WEAR THEM DURING SUMMER. I DONT CARE IF YOUR SKIN WANTS TO BREATH, SLAP SOME LOTION ON IT IDK?!

Dresses that don't look like a mom would wear them.

Purses. NOT BLACK. WHY ARE THEY ALL BLACK?! Messanger bag would be CONVIENIENT instead of those FUCKING CLUCHES! >:(

A few more leather jackets, maybe a brown one? One is covered in wax.

Teehee jewelry teehee skirts, more white skirts, more tights because we ripped them. More white ruffled socks. More white bows, NOT THE TINY ONES OH GOD WE HAVE TOO MANY.

Stop buying sweaters for the summer... I KNOW THEY'RE DISCOUNTED BUT YOU'LL SWEAT YOUR TITS OFF!

PSA for future me.

#summer #summer clothes

Why hasn't there been anyone who has gone to a pride parade to taste the rainbow.

Lowkey just go and start licking people/biting people.

TASTE THE RAINBOW KATNISS! TASTE IT!

#lgbtq #skittles #taste the rainbow