Captain Tightpants

The IC and OOC tumblr blog thing for all of my characters. Han'theron Dawnwing, Kallimath Shadowwing, Traysk Dawnwing, Verath Dawnspear, and Javuth the Huntard. Rarely anything NSFW but be warned!

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

[jenjen4280]

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

[cherryflavoredbutch]

unrepentant tiktokers who haven't thought critically since 2019 will hear a criticism of tiktok and be like "how are you gonna hate a whole app 😂😂💯🤡" I do hate tiktok. yes all of it. I don't care about whether the content is good or bad, I hate the fundamental function of that app which is to get you addicted to the zero-effort dopamine hit you get from consuming shortform content algorithmically tailored to you, erode your attention span, and promote consumerism. this is true regardless of whether or not you "found your community" on tiktok or use it as an escape or a coping mechanism. this does not add nuance to the discussion the way you think it does. i do not care and i am not obligated to care and I hope that app one day gets class action lawsuited into oblivion

[kartoonatic]

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i ask everyone to remember that Anthony Joshua is an Olympic gold medalist with this fucking record:

the fact Paul even challenged him, implying he could stand a chance against AJ, is an insult.

[remember-you-are-needed]

Please can we make sure we reblog the other angle of that moment of the fight in which JP looks like he's seen his own death and knows it is imminent.

[demonicae]

This is THE haunted look the world wants to see in the eyes of every alt-right douchebag.

[clevermanka]

Money Shot

[nationwidedornermoment]

Hello?

[crunchbuttsteak]

[queer-assthetic]

im

[queer-assthetic]

#obligated to reblog limmy on my dash but op why didn’t you post the whole rest of the clip!!!

ur so right

[langernameohnebedeutung]

AI artists are now having 'prompt stealing' discourse lmaoo

[egg2k16]

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[pobopolybius]

Latest reblog reminds me of how much it pisses me the fuck off how every queer person alive has to adapt to the usamerican style of queerness lest we get shunned by the community for being too different. I bring this up a lot but bro that time I got death threats for having ele/dele in my bio bc "by using neopronouns I was making a mockery of REAL trans people" when those are literally just my pronouns in my native language, and when I said that I got hit w the "well you're on the internet so speak english" I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS

[pobopolybius]

I feel the need to miss out a crucial detail I missed out in this post I made out of anger, and no, it doesn't add any silver linings or good context, it honestly only serves to make it worse.

In portuguese, much like spanish, we have no gender neutral pronouns. People who do not use ele/dele and ela/dela (he/him or she/her) all use whatever neopronoun suits them best in portuguese (ie elu/delu, eli/deli) because we have no access to a universal gender neutral pronoun like gringos do. When I brought this up upon them making fun of my "neopronouns", they said to suck it up, and that being foreign does not make neos valid.

In mocking people who use neopronouns in english, you are mocking a very large sum of latin american genderqueer and trans people.

I know various latin language speakers that struggle with their identities in their native tongue due to us not having they/them equivalents, so they are forced to let go of their, in example, brazilian queerness, to appease to anglos who would harass them and call them mockeries of trans people for not sticking to what The Cis want.

When non-anglos tell you the usamerican and british dominance over queer spaces ruins things for them, they mean it. We are forced to repress our identites because you people think they're too "out there and problematic". We are forced to suppress our own queer culture because we don't fit into your neat little boxes of what makes someone gay what makes someone a lesbian what makes someone trans or what makes someone anything else.

You tell us to remember "our queer elders", but do you know of any queer latin american figures? We learn your history, and you refuse to learn ours because you already have "too much on your plate". You disregard us and shame us for not fitting your ideals of queerness and using labels for ourselves you dislike, and try to baby us and tell us the proper way to be gay.

Your culture is not universal.

You are not saving queer people by making jabs at other queer people you don't personally get. Odds are you are harming an entire group of foreign queers you never bothered to consider, because your anglo bubble is too self important.

If you want to do queer people a real favour instead of getting mad at identities that existed long before you were even born, here. Make yourself useful. Donate to queer brazilian housing and support programs. Your beloved dollar is worth a lot more than the Real. Even five dollars help.

Casa Um

Eternamente Sou

Transviver

[pobopolybius]

Hey man reblog this version instead lol

[official-linguistics-post]

official non-anglophone queer linguistics post

[senblades]

Hope, the luxury and folly of immortal things

[crocodile-i-guess]

Insanely good. I'm speechless.

[mysillyium]

you should open the door

[venti-sized-latte]

LET HIM IN

[gentle-jerry]

mama i'm chasing a ghost, i don't know who he is

mama i'm chasing a ghost, i don't know where he is

mama i'm chasing a ghost, do i look like him?

Tyler, the Creator - Like Him

[putall]

Thomas Sankara, Burkina Faso. Assassinated in a coup 1987. All nationalizations were reversed immediately.

The revolution and women's liberation go together. We do not talk of women's emancipation as an act of charity or out of a surge of human compassion. It is a basic necessity for the revolution to triumph. Women hold up the other half of the sky.

Thomas Sankara (2007). “We are Heirs of the World's Revolutions: Speeches from the Burkina Faso Revolution, 1983-87”, Pathfinder Press

[kashiomi-art]

Reminder: russia keeps attacking Ukraine every single day. After a brief pause they attacked Kyiv today, taking the lives of 12 people as of now (including three children) and injuring 48 more. The fires are still raging and the rescue operations are still underway, more casualties may be uncovered later.

russians never paused their attacks in other regions, and they keep occupying new villages. They crossed the border of Donetsk region, they are re-occupying or completely demolishing villages that were previously liberated by UAF in Kharkiv region. The attacks on civilian population in Kherson are also constant and will probably get even worse.

Despite all the media circus, the US made absolutely zero progress on "peace talks" all they did is legitimized and glazed a war criminal. It's humiliating that the biggest presense of Ukraine in foreign media right now is all of this instead of reporting on what's actually happening here. I want war to be over so badly. I want to know with 100% certainty that we'll never have to experience war again in our lifetime. But with current state of affairs this possiblity seems completely out of reach. The world will force us into "peace", give us "guarantees" with zero intention of honoring them and russia will attack us again in 3-5 years. Everyone will act surprized and the cycle will repeat. For some reason russia has endless amount of benefit of the doubt despite showing time and time again that they act in bad faith. Man, it's so tiring.

[oinkier]

[gate653]