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intro post!!

hiii everyone!

#intro post #blog intro #introduction #bisexual #hello tumblr #hiiiii #hi its me

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

fictionalsimp09

okay, this was pretty hard lol

what explains the most?

british (specifically english)

oldest "daughter"

spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated

my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps

everyone thinks i have autism

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else

ravenwordsx

which explains the most :3

heart problem* (read below)

at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me

i'm a poet

at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason

i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o

the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated

oldest daughter syndrome

obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12

unrestricted internet access as a kid

Voting ended onJul 6

*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all

...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween

npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon

marauding-almond

that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven

anyways

what explains the most

undiagnosed autism

french

oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)

moved across 6 school by the age of 11

hip + knee problems

7 suicide attempts

painter + poet + musician

i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun

Voting ended onJun 30

tags!

@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows

aash-the-fucking-question-mark

Tahnks for the tags

waht explains the most

sleep suggestions instead of schedule

arthritis

procrastination

some flavour of queer

kinda strict parents ig??

older sister

reader

swimmer

Voting ended onJul 6

Mine are really basic mbbb

@callmegayandgrunge2 @ijustwantedtoscroll @nightshadeeclipse @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz + open tags because i cant think thinks straight rnnn

keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz

Thanks for the tag!! There is a lot wrong with me (/silly) so let me try and pick THW most interesting ones:

Why am I like this?

Pure o moral ocd

Read warrior cats, ages 9-13 (was the only thing I read)

Call my childhood friend my brother (everyone’s so confused)

First big fandom obsession was MHA

Spent years being ‘the therapy friend’ as a tween

Many doctors visits in my past (I wasn’t lying, there’s something wrong with me)

Voting ended onJun 30

No pressure tags: @loser-pet @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @frutiestorange @ravenwordsx @boospooky78 @ensleyensy @asteroid-fruitcup @the-randomest-of-usernames @yourlocalquietkid @yourlocalfandomfriendo @alcibiadeskallipygos @hazbeenandeggs @optimismbitingmyass @justanotherstar002 @ina-cares

alcibiadeskallipygos

Thanks for the tag mootie!!!

Diagnose me:

Broke my own arm on purpose in primary school to avoid school

Was in the animation meme fandom in 2018

TW: first fandom I was in was COUNTRYHUMANS💀

Older sister

Greek

Secretly a Lana Del Rey fan (my guilty pleasure)

Unrestricted internet access at six years old (iPad kid pioneer 2008 edition)

Went down the OFF->undertale->Sally face->LMF->FB->Ib pipeline at the age of 12

Favorite game is Omori

Zero social skills (my psychologist is telling me to get tested for autism)

Discovered Ovid's Ars Amatoria and Philostratus' Erotikai Apostolae at 15

Voting ended onJun 30

@imkindasleepdeprived @miamounara

imkindasleepdeprived

Thanks for the tag :3

diagnose me (I can't remember shit about my life)

I'd stick my face as close as humanely possible on the TV when I was little

I meow at cats and bark at dogs

I used to believe I was a fairy

had to hop around on one leg so that my parents would take me to the doctor

really weird parents

broke/severed (haven't gotten it checked) a rib from crying

Voting ended onJun 30

Tags (no pressure):

@rosekiller27 @coldmilkbeforebed @saph-owl @nidoole @secondhandsoupfrog + open tags

rosekiller27

PLEASE GET YOUR RIBS CHECKED OUT OMG THAT CSNNOT BE GOOD

diagnose me with more mental disorders

I fought with my sister one time over a map and sprained my arm in the process

I've watched at least three different versions of skam

im so barty obsessed a friend who doesnt know who it is got me a raccoon toy

im crocheting a highland cow currently

I have trauma from dermatologists who gave me stuff that never worked for me

I was a hetalia fan 😔

Voting ended onJun 30

Npt: @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @sootandspine @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @laced-in-ruin @istillwishforyouateleveneleven + open tagss

sootandspine

@imkindasleepdeprived omg your poor rib 😭 please don't ignore that!

and @rosekiller27 tsm for the tag! your option 1 is the most sibling sentence i've ever read lol. also, highland cow are objectively the best cows. literally S-tier cows!! aaaah!!!

what do you think is wrong with me? 🫦

1. did karaoke at a bar, had to take off my jeans on stage (see explanation)

2. has an ex who thought shooting me with their BB gun was peak romance

3. cannot separate yellow from pink, yes butter is baby pink (see explanation)

4. always gets stopped in airport security (see explanation)

5. i lost my mom to breast cancer. and i have cut off all contact with my dad

6. was obsessed with a penguin documentary as a kid and played it on loop

7. autism 🧚

Voting ended onJul 1

1. the person before me had eaten peanuts and touched the mic, and i touched the mic to my mouth by accident and had to pull down my jeans so i could get stabbed in the thigh. at least people got i show? ig?

3. i have tritanopia. i also have a hard time with blue/green and purple is my worst enemy

4. passed out in the shower, introduced my shoulder to the edge of the bathtub, and now it's held together with three titanium screws

randomlittlewhatnots

Gasp this is so fun

What explains the most about me?

Left handed

My parents have been loudly dancing around a divorce for about five years

Absent dad/overbearing mom duo

I’ve been homeschooled my whole life (with conservative Christian curricula)

Suicidal since like age 10

Arguments with my parents used to regularly end up with us physically wrestling

Went from zero internet access to unrestricted access in 2022 specifically

First secular music I heard was the 1989 album on CD on repeat when Mom was out

Voting ended onJul 3

Open tags <3

your-local-weirdo-415

hmm ok let's do this

which one explains the most about me?

eldest daughter, two younger siblings

i speak like three and a half languages

parents argue a lot

approximately thirty stuffed animals

once memorized all three wings of fire prophecies

lebanese (I live in the US tho) and my family goes to Lebanon every year

huge loud house phase

procrastination

extra math (mathcounts & rsm) *

Voting ended onJul 2

*not because I need math help - im pretty good at math, actually. it's because my parents want me to be one of the best at math in my class (cuz I'm lowkey trash at English and history).

@crims0nr0s3 @queer-refugees @takitifan @sillyy-s0fii @indigowithwings @dreamingmimique @ruefuckingsucks @allysontidaltempest @doodlebugdpj @lazydestinytimetravel @purplecrystalstar-moony +open tags!!

(btw sorry if any of you have already been tagged)

badalloc

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

skeletomez

I see how it is

@spaghetti-number1rated1997 @write-on-world @writers-bane @tokkibean @write-with-will @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @insaniac-offical and ofc anyone else :3

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

I see this as a win

open tags

bitten-and-girl-smitten

I don’t use Ao3 what does this mean help

open tags because I think @orange-offical is sick of being tagged

starlieleo337

Girlie this is legit my writing style and favourite kind of fic to read

@tmnt-raphael1 @starryvirus @splinterscrustyhelpingtoe and anyone else who wants to reblog <3

starryvirus

read fics with this tag before, so uh. fair tbh.

open tags lmao I cba to tag my moots love y'all tho

arelenforyadarlin

NOOO THEY CAUGHT MEEEE

@lesbiansnail980 @daburdboi @scarlettclownose @white-knuckled-jerk @basmatiricksart

bunnybunaki

I don't know what's funnier, the quiz being extremely accurate or the autism quiz advert on top (diagnosed)

kimas317

Huh... no one tag me but it was fun to do :)

Okay now it's your turn ! : @anarchistdictator @fervar @jaxlerzz @bisexuals4ev @radiostation13 @bloggingboutburgers @blueskittlesart @your-local-weirdo-415 @seagullarx

your-local-weirdo-415

thanks for the tag!!!

uhh... yeah that's accurate

Link to the quiz is here

pfft sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

btw her online screen name is scissorluv

#victorious #jade west #scissors

why

georgiasbrainstuff

☆ use this picrew maker, and tag your moots! ☆

thank you for the tag wonderful @li-rheinn!! <3 <3

i love picrew!! <3 <3 these are always such fun.

no pressure tags to these lovely people @wisteriagoesvroom @deadpoets @inhalingstardust000 @raspberry-ribcage @siysuki @arsenicjade @daesanghyeok @vampirepointbreak @ladymarshmall0w @damn-yelle @graciousapples @jesterlavorrre <3

siysuki

☆ use this picrew maker, and tag your moots! ☆

Dear @georgiasbrainstuff thank you for the tag! ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Have fun, darlings! <3 @nr1-apple-lover @rotting4ngels @ineffamelon @imagopersonal @tellmeyousaid-no @cheesecakekiss @iheartspnphoenixandxwings @natedavo @baldcaraz @merthurtrenches @piastonishing @a-blanket-and-a-cup-of-tea @wgtior @kedaaluwho @freckledfae @godforbidenemieskiss @tea-or-die @lobotomizedworm @witchesgetstitches-18 @kazhetsya-vy1 @angelquantums @erensartdump @hella-sirius @corrupt-touch @murderhusbandsapproved @idontexistbutwhodoes @indraniila @chiamyyy @sinfornow @white-monsters-and-jotters @crowcaraz @nigaki @fightingmongoose @tormentorinchief @aetaria @4mn3sia @zedd-is-lost @toasterbob @heysudokustar + whoever wants to join <3

nr1-apple-lover

☆ use this picrew maker, and tag your moots! ☆

got tagged by two of my moots so thx @siysuki and @freckledfae for the tag!<3

hope i don’t tag someone’s who’s alr been tagged </3

@tired-jacs @edxietys @tulpar-captain @midnightfragment @wiggleondude13 @vicqchesters @contemporarycrawfish

wiggleondude13

TYSM FOR TAGGING ME I FEEL HONORED!!!

I havent been on piccrew in so long and im so happy i finally get to do one of these!!

@fifiyuri74 @snuffstar4ngel @armadillocrossing @no1cliverosfieldlover @human-n0-l0ng3r @witchesgetstitches-18 @thenoblewar1 @saltcirclesigil @dumb-nerd7 + anyone I forgot to tag (sorry)/or anyone who wants to join in!!

saltcirclesigil

Thx for the tag @wiggleondude13 !!

I’m currently blonde but I miss my colored hair so baddd so I had to make it pink (and no emo hair options 💔)

Tags~! @cantchooseafav @saltnburnbaby @sirpompet @malfunctioning-froog

saltnburnbaby

tysm! for the tag @saltcirclesigil xoxo

here's me!!! I love it sm! ^^

tags: @thisboyiscorrupt @ashwinchester67 @sssunfjower @malfunctioning-froog @cantchooseafav @reginaphalangelobster

reginaphalangelobster

Ooh, I love these sm!!

The only major change since my last one is that I'm gingerish now, fading too quickly lol but a murky purple is next!

np tags: @ra1nchester @alasdecas @cantchooseafav @andmeiamherdagger @aseafullofstars + anyone else interested!

mythandmemories

posting on main for privacy sake but this is i guess me or something idk

im very boring I know 😭😭 i promise I'm interesting guys 😭

myneighborjoetoro

these are so cute!!!

i almost put the camp half blood shirt on lmao

tagging my other lovely moots <3 @lifecanbebeautiful4 @moonlovr4life

moonlovr4life

omgg my first little tag game!! tysm @myneighborjoetoro for tagging me. now we can have matching moon necklaces

here's me, just imagine my bangs a little shorter and the rest of my hair a bit longer :P

oh! and a spiky septum piercing

here you go moots, if you'd like to participate :) @withdevovotion @asourorange @cale-likes-stuff @jadeybab-y @michaelqueerlerslipstares @kiwiwthebylercursed

michaelqueerlerslipstares

My hair's a tiny bit shorter in this one and I wish I had those earrings.

𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚜!: @idontknowhowtodance @jack-wack @vampbyler444 @helliforniadreamin

idontknowhowtodance

This was so fun :P I tried to make my picrew interesting even tho I don't have any piercings and rarely wear jewelry lol

(They didn't have aro on there so I could only do bi😔wish I could put both lol)

Tags: @halflitpages @heartsfromcat @crunchy-drag0nn @pendragonstarz @jadesessence

pendragonstarz

This was so cute!!! Thanks for the tag ♡♡♡

I have actually worn this exact outfit 😭 just imagine the hair is black 🙏🏼

Tagging @dearwise @awfulbells @ab0utellie @lyl4c-is-confused @miwiheroes @artist-cleric-sorcerer @buckleybeat @barium-nitrate + anyone who wants to join, no pressure <333

ab0utellie

Aaaaa thanks for the tag ✨️✨️✨️

Technically never worn this but I have very similar pieces so 🙏🏻

@awfulbells @lyl4c-is-confused @aloyxwrites @clowncatonacloud @cocowkitty @starchasers-version

lyl4c-is-confused

Thanks @pendragonstarz and @ab0utellie for the tag (:

Hair is fairly accurate, and I do have strawberry earrings 🍓

Otherwise, I just like stars lol ⭐️

@stargazingthemoooon @gloriouslygone @holliewoodnot

gloriouslygone

thanks for the tag! ^^

i wishhhh i had those earrings, but everything else is pretty much accurate ig

tags (no pressure): @mj-rulesdaw0rld @staticandballoons @sweetcreatureeternal @skooldpadda @wiseheartheroes @puppydogmike @byebyebea @the-birat612 + anyone else

the-birat612

Felt a lil bit dysphoric making this bc I look too femme but it isn't that bad!!

@sammiiiithedummest @yoursleepdemon @anathegoblin @opossumwholovesbagels +anyone else!

yoursleepdemon

my hairs a bit longer but its decnlty accurte

@bylerbean @funkopop547 @chewing-on-lead @jazzering @sootstar22 @ellietalkswaytoomuch

funkopop547

It’s is PRETTY accurate but not really

@anotherdepressedteen @andibelievethem @angry-avaocardo @bylerbean @ellietalkswaytoomuch @epsilonstars @flickergatedaughter @gayfandomslover @galacticinquisitorpsion @holliewoodnot @halflitpages @heyimcelery @mj-rulesdaw0rld @michaelqueerlerslipstares @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @mikewheelerisaqueerler @nicointhecloset @pewe7777 @r5kittykat @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 @youfoundheavenn @zombiegrains

epsilonstars

accurate but also not?? ig??

@istillwishforyouateleveneleven @arikakari @rebellrobin @remuuuuuuu @aamtreeanalogy @ilovebylerandstonathan @prongsievans @dontyoudarejudg3 @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper +opennnnnnnnn coz i genuinely dk

arikakari

yayyy thank you!!

hmmm i'd say pretty accurate but i dont have a purple flannel or like. moosttttt of that jewellery

@hazey-dazey111 @withdevovotion @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @anything-for-my-moons @em0tionallymotionsick @mothwingsmayy @mossy-of-the-valley @lightsabersandbluecookies @wiseheartheroes @souperache @maxwell-edison @idontgottatellyoucrap @annwinolallenthawne + uhh open

hazey-dazey111

This is the only hair long enough but I have really thick hair so it doesn’t look like this

@withdevovotion @mudiguess @rara3swhimsy @em0tionallymotionsick @engelssong @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @oscarxdouglasispeak @paulmccartney-officall @pixelated-pyjamas @awhimsicalwhirlwind @like-dandelions-in-the-wind @sorryilovejegulus @darlingmylovethatsmurder @kat-tat @koomiesworld @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @certified-loser-boy @bipbopboohoo @nyxsmols @mossy-of-the-valley

certified-loser-boy

So fun XD

@lesbyler-lesbalancer @frogboyisatitagain @ilovebylerandstonathan +anyone that wants to join!!

caffeinated-crownguard

I haven't done this since the update!! Very much enjoyed

@scoopstroopog @deethejester @poet-queen12 + anyone else!!!

poet-queen12

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG

I put my hair down but i dont normally wear it like that

@crims0nr0s3 @spacebeatlesips @redtheredheadeddemon @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @anyone

crims0nr0s3

so like minus the glasses this is lowk pretty dang similar to the real first edition of me (so far no other models have been made, to my knowledge)

@yukamoonlover @silly-camera-official @finnwolfhardeatingchocolateishot @rinz0ra @your-local-weirdo-415 @averageao3enjoyer @my-raine-storm @cranberry-branflakes +anyone else

your-local-weirdo-415

thanks for the tag!!

@purplecrystalstar-moony @lazydestinytimetravel @doodlebugdpj @allysontempest @ruefuckingsucks @dreamingmimique @fishfingerofchaosandentropy @indigowithwings @sillyy-s0fii +open tags!!

☆ use this picrew maker! ☆

screaming "DIE" as I tag someone in capture the flag

#capture the flag

your-local-weirdo-415

one sec ignore this

@666meme

your-local-weirdo-415

never mind

one sec ignore this

@666meme

Why can't people older than 40 interact?

bc that's so much older than me

#thanks for the ask!

i've been trying to figure out if my parents (especially my mom) are homophobic

today my mom said she doesn't really think it's possible to be "somewhere in between"

between straight and gay

as in THE ENTIRE BI COMMUNITY

so that's fantastic

and she hinted that schools and stuff like that these days expose us to too much lgbtq stuff

and she said that it's hard to know who you're attracted to unless you have s3x with them

and that some girls might confuse attraction with just thinking someone is pretty and/or wishing you were like them

on a completely different note, i hit the ball on my first try (and well!) in p.e. today (we're doing softball) :)

#homophobia?#sigh

testing a theory

i wonder if...

EDIT: hmm ok it worked for me

when you liked this, did you get the bi flag?

yes

results

Voting ended onJun 6

(obv you can unlike it after you check)

EDIT: please comment if you get anything other than the bi flag or the rainbow flag and say what you got

EDIT: thank you to all the people who said that you only get the rainbow flag on the mobile app :)

#bisexual

pick a quote from me and my best friend's emails:

"shpeeeeeeeeer"

"*casually stalks your pinterest*"

"DO YOU NEED A DOORDASH"

"how dareth you not fully remember your perfectly reasonable nickname"

"forgetting your status as an elderly... tsk tsk"

"it's your turn to get fresh alexes today"

"why is chatgpt a good therapist like what"

"idk maybe im secretly a spy for the russian navy"

"yes. however you forgot all 1 million of my fictional crushes, so..."

"*crashes out very aesthetically*"

"'WHY DO I KEEP HAVING TRUMP'S BABY?'"

my button/results/I literally do not care

Voting ended onJun 4

arikakari

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

#pride month #pride #lgtbq+#happy pride 🌈

flags that I have gotten for liking posts:

rainbow - 5

intersex - 6

asexual - 2

pansexual - 3

bisexual (meeeee) - 5

nonbinary - 2

gay - 5

lesbian - 3

trans - 1

aromantic - 1

#pride month #happy pride 🌈#flags #pride #lgbtq #intersex #asexual #pansexual #bisexual #nonbinary #gay #lesbian #trans #aromantic

#pride month #lgbtq #happy pride 🌈

your-local-weirdo-415

haha take that spotify

your-local-weirdo-415

okay pandora

fine

be like that

i don't need you

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