if life ain't just a joke then why are we laughin

Ares/Orion• he/him• 18• i listen to music and draw• to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow

[imkindasleepdeprived]

INTRODUCTION POSTTTTTTTT

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Name: Orion

Age : 18

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: bi

Face reveal: me

Haircut tutorial for anyone that might want it rrrrright here ★

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Interests: httyd, the marauders, mcr, drawing, playing guitar, reading fanfictions, hsr, david bowie, epic the musical, delicious in dungeon, bsd, pjo, ARCANE, the Addams family (the 90s movies specifically), atla, witch hat atelier, mononoke

Music (beware, it's a lot): MCR, David Bowie, nirvana, pierce the veil, yaelokre, cream, the cure, sex pistols, queen, t.rex, car seat headrest, the front bottoms, McCafferty, green day, U2, the offspring, ABBA, Weezer, AC/DC, Adrianne Lenker, Aerosmith, Alex g, arctic monkeys, the Beatles, Billie Joel, blink-182, the clash, the cramps, the doors, Deftones, einstürzende neubauten, fall out boy, panic at the disco, Iggy pop, iron maiden, metallica, the misfits, blur, pixies, Paramore, oasis, Radiohead, Ramones, rem, red hot chili peppers, scorpions, she wants revenge, Soundgarden, smashing pumpkins, the stooges, the smiths, the stranglers, system of a down, tally hall, type o negative, malice mizer, buck tick, set it off, pink floyd, guns and roses, led zeppelin, pixies, Korn, hole, evanescence, amy winehouse & more

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FEEL FREE TO SPAM TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT

I HAVE AN ART TAG IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY ART

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Behold, my tags:

๋࣭⭑ #is this thing on <- general tag for whenever i post

๋࣭⭑#this thing is on <- tag for whenever i answer an ask

๋࣭⭑#art tag <- pretty self explanatory, for whenever i post any of my art

๋࣭⭑#oc tag <- tag for whenever i post about my ocs, be it a drawing or a text post

๋࣭⭑#spotify <- tag for whenever i post a song

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I'm probably forgetting some interests I'll add them later

DNI: sexists, zionists, transphobes, homophobes, pedphiles, zoophiles, trump supporters, neonazis

Ps: please do not ask me to donate to any fundraiser, i do not legally have a single dime in my name

Ps No.2: feel free to sends asks or dm me about anything, if I don't answer I've probably missed the notification

Ps No.3: if anyone has any questions related to maths or chemistry, maybe even physics, I can most likely help

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Without further ado, welcome to the trenches:

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ahsjskabsxnxn]

[expecto-serotonin]

sirius and remus are both unbearable perfectionists. i know this in my heart and soul. sirius is "i have to be perfect because otherwise i'll get in trouble" and remus is "i have to be perfect because i need to prove this isn't a mistake"

[nicheconstellation]

Remus Lupin is a waist-holic for Sirius Black’s waist specifically

[emeraldspiral]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[sissa-arrows]

In France if you suffer from hair loss as a teenage girl and cannot afford a real hair wig the school will try and force you to go to class bald. The school will make you buy a chemotherapy turban, you will buy two different so that the school can choose which one they prefer and you will prove that they are chemotherapy turban and not hijab but once you wear it they will change their mind and say it looks too much like a hijab and insist on you going bald or buying a real hair wig that you cannot afford.

If your doctor makes multiple documents confirming that you suffer from alopecia because of stress and the medicine you have to take for your epilepsy and that wearing a bonnet or something is recommended for your mental health as you’re not ready to go out bald in high school as a teenage girl, instead of admitting they are wrong the school will accuse the doctor of lying and report him to the Ordre des Médecins (equivalent of the General Medical council). Your doctor will find himself asking you for a document stating that you are not Muslim in order to defend himself and prove that no he wasn’t colluding with you so you could wear a substitute for hijab.

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In France if you are a North African nurse at a public hospital and wear a fabric surgical cap they will try to make you remove it because apparently it’s a hidden hijab. They will accuse you of going against secularism and when you’ll argue that they are discriminating you by assuming you’re Muslim for a surgical cap on your head they will change their angle and claim that you should wear nothing on your hair because you wear the same surgical cap in multiple bedroom which is unhygienic apparently (which is a bullshit argument cause you wear the same scrub/uniform in different bedrooms as well). They will go as far as claiming that disposable scrub caps (you know the thin papery ones?) are not okay to wear in a hospital even if you change it regularly. And then they will fire you for a lack of hygiene because you wear a surgical cap.

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All of that will be done in the name of secularism and women’s right despite having nothing do with either quite the opposite.

The teenage girl’s story is also not just about racism and Islamophobia it’s also about ableism as the girl is convinced that the real reason the school is trying to push her out is because she had an epilepsy crisis in class and nobody knew what to do and the school nurse was absent. It could have ended badly had her best friend not known what to do to help. Apparently it was bad enough to cancel class for the rest of the day and the teacher was shocked to the point of ending on sick leave.

[marzipanandminutiae]

oh and don't forget that many parts of France mandate by law how much skin women must show in swimsuits, which they claim is about not getting street dirt in public pools but which is disproportionately enforced on Muslim or even just Middle Eastern/North African women

(and of course is also some forced nudity misogynistic bullshit in general, to boot)

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

[autism-affirmations]

raise your hand if youve been personally victimized by noise

[kosmogrl]

[gay--dog]

i should probably be used to it but the fact that monster energy is called that is always very funny to me. fuuuck im so tired i need a Ghoul . i need a fucking Dracula

[ricochetyears]

sirius has a habit of standing in the doorway while remus is working and asking completely irrelevant questions just to hear him answer. remus catches on eventually and starts answering anyway, even when the question is something like whether penguins have knees

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

i’ve been struck with strange knowledge

Tolkien’s “Song of Earendil” scans perfectly onto “Jolene”

In panoply of ancient kings, in chainéd rings he armoured him; his shining shield was scored with runes, Jolene

to ward all wounds and harm from him; his bow was made of dragon-horn, his arrows shorn of ebony, Jolene

of silver was his habergeon, his scabbard of chalcedony; his sword of steel was valiant, Jolene

of adamant his helmet tall, an eagle-plume upon his crest, upon his breast an emerald, Jolene

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

token must have liked this particular meter because it also works for “the lay of lethian”, “the world was young the mountains green”, and probably others

[ananeuvii]

STARTING MY OWN TAG GAME!! <3

here

do it even if you're not gay grggrgr—

TAGGING (no pressure) :: @sleepylilacx @karmamira @mistakenmonarch @gacha-gamers-blog @withered--ivy @thelustfaerie @yurunivo @zhuuszhuu @chocorocku @liyue @bedrottingdoll @vvalentiqq @kurapikapikachuu @rulifez @e1ectraaheart @ffiguremyheartout @justlizok @nursedflowers + anyone else <3

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

thank you so much for the tag @simplyfianella mwah mwah <33

now i js gotta find the yellow and violet gays ig💔

np tags: @darlingmylovethatsmurder @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @7975348473 @viscountessnila @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @rara3swhimsy @evil-twink-reg @lex-marks-the-spot @the-aricher @bluecookiesbutterbeer @maliciouslittlewhiteboy

[bluecookiesbutterbeer]

I got yellow !! It is literally SO accurate omg omg like 97% of ts matches up !! (maybe not the wrath now bc as much as i want to be feared and intimidating when im mad i dont rlly think im that menacing 😔)

@istillwishforyouateleveneleven am i the yellow to ur orange now 🥺

Indigos and Oranges wya !!! 😝

@sootandspine @astrarium-angel @moonflower-moonstone @3lectracuted @starcroww @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @marlene-will-fck-you-up-mckinnon @shelookedlikestarlight @mostnoblecat @goobfeels @demonspawnwriter + open tags <33

[demonspawnwriter]

I also got yellow!! It’s like half and half accurate but “You’re as sweet as honey” 🤨 kinda made me laugh that that’s the first line

@ghostlynocturnalspirit, @the-bugman333, @geminidemonlord, @pouchofpollinators, I’m too lazy to tag more sorry + open tags

[the-bugman333]

i got blue gay but i think it's really inaccurate :p

@sootandspine @callmegayandgrunge2 @ecklekecle @i-likecherrycola @hospitalbeach

[callmegayandgrunge2]

Everything but the "large social circle" I hate being around a lot of people😭

@printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @imkindasleepdeprived @wtfhowdibecomehuumann + EVERYONE ELSE WHO SEES THIS POST

[imkindasleepdeprived]

THANKS FOR THE TAG

Open tags, im lazyyy

[mimic-offical]

reblog with how long you've been on tumblr for I wanna know

ive been here for like 2 months but was on the tumblr pinterest for about a year

@thecosmicjellyfish @do-not-u-dare @anarchist-offical @snail-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @imkindasleepdeprived @cosmic-entity-official @anonmous-offical @transagenda-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @raventhecrispy-offical @sw0ape4ter @limarylit @abra-ca-deadbra

moots <33

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[remusfruitloopin]

Love the idea of the marauders talking at 3am in their dorm like "any of you ever had an original experience?" and Peter coming out with the most absurdly unheard of just pure unexplainable memory from his childhood that he says while sitting criss-cross-applesauce