Smoke detector

You should really change the battery - constantly beeping, but still detecting actual fires

[twistoftheknife]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[shushututu]

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[rhube]

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[dogpuppy]

[figged-newtons]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[tedturnerwascrazy]

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[rongzhi]

[astronnova]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[eroscestlavie]

tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

[eroscestlavie]

BRUTAL assessment from the press

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[hp-up]

TRASH CAN SPRITE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[punchdrunkdolly]

i exist and i love you

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[bbnotumbl]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[cyberxbattalion]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[someexistite]

if anyone was wondering, this image was taken at the corner of W 42nd St and 6th Av (Avenue of the Americas) in New York City, facing east, in front of the Salesforce Tower. I'm not sure if the sign was ever there, or when, or for how long. I definitely didn't spend two hours in google maps finding this.

[ominous-signs]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

emperors new groove parody where qin shi huang has been turned into an alligator and he ends up on a field trip with local sheriff liu bang. Send tweet.

[its-not-a-pen]

My hand slipped

[its-not-a-pen]

For the people who missed my previous post: this is the rare and incredibly endangered chinese alligator. they literally look Like That.

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[importantcatpics]

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep

[byjove]

every time I see someone saying something deeply repugnantly classist and disgusting about people from rural areas I’m like

[your-smoke-detector]

Beep