Captain on deck!!!

i'm your favorite streamer! ...right? Youtube / Twitch / VODs / Bluesky

[yourcaptainlily]

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[gunzomi]

[gunzomi]

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

if you are cute enough you can spel however you want

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[2ws2ls]

lightly massaging a chuunis eyepatch until she cums

[colonthreedotexe]

[jame7t]

im the beatboxing puppy

you’re the beatboxing grub. You were a fool to come back here... *I gesture to my two armored Oompa Loompas and they rush you*

[dogpuppy]

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[yourcaptainlily]

little miss whateverbait would like you to do some shit to her

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

everything in the world is my toys

[fffkorobka]

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here