Jordan

My Name is Jordan. Born 1991 & Living in Rotherham. Graduate from Buckinghamshire New University. BA Hons Acting (FIlm, TV + Stage) Aspiring Actor and Writer. Recently Returned from a Year and a Half in a Kung Fu Academy in China. Single

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less arguing about shipping more Chernobyl cat fish

the one closest is named Borya

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what is their friend’s name

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Valera

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oh thank goodness

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Texts From Superheroes

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MCURewatch Day 15 - GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2

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It’s That Time of the Week Again!

Aka Reminders and a Few Bizarre Confessions

Let’s Begin:

(Going to put that one again on Thursday)

One More Thing Btw

🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰💙💖💚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

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Wtf does modern interior design have against back support

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look at this goatshit

how am i supposed to sit without pain

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

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REBELLION. 

[fromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes: Best of Easter

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[ruinedchildhood]

The Lion King 1994 vs 2019

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Rafiki roll up the partition pls

[chasekip]

not to be excessive but Bulbasaur in the new detective pikachu trailer is the most beautiful creature i’ve ever witnessed ??

[cultureincart]

Cute Shaolin boy melts the hearts of millions

The photos were taken in Zhengzhou, central #China’s Henan province.

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So, the first photo of a black hole was just released, and it’s cool and all, but seeing it, all I could think of was this.

wake up sheeple. the truth is out there.

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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

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Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

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IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

[itsallavengers]

Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-

Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?

Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?

Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…

[madmaudlingoes]

Sam Wilson, hearing the same story: So you blasted him with your sparklefists, right?

Captain Marvel: I blasted the shit out of him.

Sam: I know the feeling. So there’s this dumbass named Rumlow…

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This got better.

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