with freedom, books, flowers and the moon

who couldn't be happy

[neocatharsis]

230324 HAECHAN

© Haephaestus06

[nctshotaros]

[hubbyhyucks]

Dreamies stuck in a elevator

Renjun: can you not stand so close you're making me claustrophobic

Jisung: what does claustrophobic mean?

Haechan: it means he's afraid of santa Claus

Renjun: no it doesn't

Chenle: HO HO HO

Jisung: STOP IT CHENLE YOU'RE SCARING HIM

Chenle: HO HO HO

[duncan-tashi]

#prettiest boy

[mightaswellbeanctzenaccount]

NCT are really those introverts who seem all loud and chaotic in their social group but then take them to a social gathering and they’re all antisocial

[caitlyn-ix]

I WANT A SPINOFF SERIES FROM “IT” THAT SHOWCASES THE HANGOUTS AND ADVENTURES OF THE LOSERS CLUB BUT ONLY WHEN THEY WEREN’T BEING HARASSED BY A CLOWN AND I WANT IT TO END WITH THE REMAINDER OF THE GROUP AS ADULTS SITTING AROUND A TABLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY’LL NEVER FORGET THE PERFECT SUMMER

[adampvrrish]

me after seeing it: chapter 2 and the goldfinch, which both heavily feature gay love, pining, and repression.

[youredrivingmewilde]

Haechan: Bad news: Renjun locked the keys inside the building.

Haechan: Good news: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Haechan: Bad news: Renjun finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned how to was that, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.

Haechan: Good news: A cute boy saw me do it.

Haechan: Bad news: It was Mark, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do.

Haechan: It’s too late. He knows.

[youredrivingmewilde]

Taeil: Doyoung, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your magazines. Haechan did.

Haechan: [standing up] Well, a thunderstorm didn't break the window, MARK DID!

Mark: TAEYONG HASN'T WORKED ON ANY NEW LYRICS IN THREE MONTHS!

Taeyong: WELL, YUTA AND SICHENG ARE DATING!

Yuta: MARK AND HAECHAN GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS!

Jaehyun: I'M IN LOVE WITH TAEYONG!

Johnny: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle...

Winwin: I WANT TO GO HOME.

[youredrivingmewilde]

Haechan: Let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Haechan: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Haechan:

Jisung:

Haechan: Well now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

[rustandruin]

Protect her at all costs.

[d0nn0]

cattink:

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[daily-showerthoughts]

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

[youredrivingmewilde]

Jisung: You're making me claustrophobic.

Jaemin: What does claustrophobic mean?

Chenle: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Jisung: No, it doesn't.

Jaemin: HO HO HO!

Chenle: Stop it, Jaemin, you're scaring him!

[thirsty-for-jae]

close enough?

[fatherofthebride]

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

[darkparallel-deactivated2017012]

You forgot to mention that the last guy only happened to kill Franz because he had just come out of the sandwich shop where the car stopped

[omorka]

It is obvious to even the most casual observer that this particular event has been meddled with by at least two groups of time travelers trying to change history.  Please, if you invent a time machine, leave the assassination of Ferdinand alone; the space-time continuum there is already showing obvious cracks from the strain.

[bransonreese]