You're Kellin Me!

Aye I'm Glenn and I like bands, food, sleep, and sometimes other things too! Yass!!

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[xmanhattanx-blog-deactivated202]

This is for my teacher who says that my emotional being should not impact my behavior and performance in a classroom:

reblog if your academic performance has fluctuated based on your emotional/mental well being

I’m incorporating this into an essay also

[macoronnie]

I know its kinda long but its def worth the read, i stumbled across it while scrolling down my timeline… 

[askthomasandtwilight-deactivate]

[gravemindisthelife-deactivated2]

I FOUND IT. 

I FOUND THE MOST EMBARRASSING POST ON THIS SITE..

[gothhabiba]

you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also say “Allaah”… like you do realise that right

[ahnyala-deactivated20180301]

I’ve tried to explain this so many times

[genuinewarmdecentfeeling]

I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there

[chocolaty]

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

[forgotttentranquility]

fuck i have homework

[chocolaty]

you see what i mean

[anotherdamnnpc]

fuck i cant remember if i had homework or not

[chocolaty]

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

[willowisborednow]

goddammit

[datfamilybusiness]

reblog every sunday to save a life

[andrewpauldost-deactivated20130]

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

[literallyaflame]

i grew up really unimpressed by the grammys because my dad won one and it was always just there sitting on the piano and i was like ‘why are ppl so hyped up about this award i have one of those in my singlewide??????? what???’

[literallyaflame]

"dad i need to take a selfie with ur grammy"

"why?"

"bc the internet dOEsn’T bELieEVe me"

[porkcutletyler-deactivated20250]

PLEASE I HAVE LIKE 2 SITTING ON MY SHELF

[allo-mishamigos]

Who are you people?

[thatbothersmeh]

[savvy164137]

REBLOG IF:

So Im doing a little social experiment for my english class

Please reblog this if school has ever:
-made you cry
-made you feel worthless
-triggered a panic or anxiety attack
-contributed to or caused depression
-contributed to or caused a self-harm issue
-contributed to or caused issues with parents, guardians, siblings, friends, etc
-made you feel incompetent or stupid

[katesquiver-archive]

hi im auditioning for the role of link from the legend of zelda and i’ll be singing thats not my name by the ting tings

[the-bookworm-runner]

But link doesn’t talk….

[katesquiver-archive]

hi im auditioning for the role of link from the legend of zelda and i’ll be doing an interpretive dance of thats not my name by the ting tings

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

constantly torn between wanting long and luxurious hair and shaving it all off there’s no in between

[iwishihadafather]

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

[isolatedsystem]

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

[god-namjoon]

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

[tastefullyoffensive]

[iwishihadafather]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

[threeswordbitch]

yea im a dude

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

[lonesome-billy]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

[amazing-eggs-deactivated2014110]

indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

[peanutbummer]

Yeah I’m an trans*guy

yeah I play video games

jk I’m actually a dad

[wyllie-coyote]

IT GOT BETTER