The Simple Things In Life

I'm an Australian named Annalise, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

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[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

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THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

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my conspiracy theorist friend genuinely believes the writers of the simpsons have inside knowledge on events several years into the future and decided to use that power to make a throwaway gag

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[bidoof]

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Basically, yeah

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[youreonlyadayaway]

I shan’t, it’s Christmas.

[youreonlyadayaway]

It's that time of year again...

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[marymrstn]

THIS IS THE WEB CONTENT I AM LOOKING FOR

[memecenterz]

[relahvant]

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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[methgrips]

my son is so handsome

[gayplanets]

You’ve been asleep, Cap.

[cilly-murphy]

Tenth Doctor + reactions when being flirted with.

[animusrox]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

FINALLY!!!

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[gawaines-blog]

Marvel Studios presents: The Actors and the Snipers Threat.