Ask Shrub

can confirm this is the same for gnomes

evilwizard

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

kiss this babey

me fr

this is why shrub is scared of heights btw

🍄‍🟫

Mushroom for you!

thank you! <3

hi

- @lostemperorjoey

oh! Omg hiiiii!

Hi!

[ @ocean-queen-official ]

hi!

..i am not here to hurt you.

- @corrupted-prince-of-rivendell

…alright, state your business angry spirit

thememedaddy

@elvenkingsmajor

@its-xornoth-bitch

meow

…meow.

Yippeeeee! Spring foraging time!

sarcastictexas

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

neverendingmidnightsun

the most 2014 post possible

Happy 1st birthday btw >:] /silly

I'm 29 and my birthday is in November.

Calm down peepaw we're gonna take you to bed now, you're too roused up /lh

What. I do probably need to go to bed but what did you call me.

You heard me, peepaw

I'm not old. Come back in 20 years.

You say that like I'm stable enough to make it 20 years /hj (also naur you're still old af)

You remind me of younger me. That's not a good thing by the way.

I know. I don't recall ever seeing you post about your childhood in a sense that isn't either dangerous to yourself or others (at the very least it's mildly concerning. which I can admittedly relate to)

Yeah I... I have not been having a good time since I was 2 years old and didn't understand anything

There's... An effort though. Getting there. I think.

The fuck is it with the age of two??? Like deadass, after I was two, everything went to shit for my life And I've seen/heard many ppl say the same or similar stuff

(I have more thoughts about this, I just dont have the spoons to write it all down)

I don't know I just picked a random number to be honest

Actually yk what Based off the impression your family gives I suspect you were in torment since conception /hj

Yeah that makes sense.

Isn't two like, a month old for Elves? Considering. I think that you live for centuries?

wizardofthecrystalcliffs

Aren't you like 116 and still a teenager?

117! My birthday was a few months ago! But yes.

Hi, Shrub! I saw a mushroom bag today, and it made me think of you. It was really neat; it had all these different types in various stages of growth illustrated on the front, and they were all so pretty.

That sounds adorable!

Happy 1st birthday btw >:] /silly

I'm 29 and my birthday is in November.

Calm down peepaw we're gonna take you to bed now, you're too roused up /lh

What. I do probably need to go to bed but what did you call me.

You heard me, peepaw

I'm not old. Come back in 20 years.

You say that like I'm stable enough to make it 20 years /hj (also naur you're still old af)

You remind me of younger me. That's not a good thing by the way.

I know. I don't recall ever seeing you post about your childhood in a sense that isn't either dangerous to yourself or others (at the very least it's mildly concerning. which I can admittedly relate to)

Yeah I... I have not been having a good time since I was 2 years old and didn't understand anything

There's... An effort though. Getting there. I think.

The fuck is it with the age of two??? Like deadass, after I was two, everything went to shit for my life And I've seen/heard many ppl say the same or similar stuff

(I have more thoughts about this, I just dont have the spoons to write it all down)

I don't know I just picked a random number to be honest

Actually yk what Based off the impression your family gives I suspect you were in torment since conception /hj

Yeah that makes sense.